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stuffing the stocking

1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves
Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes
by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010
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spuffing

'Spuffing', like 'spuff' is a term for a sexual practise involving a trout or other fresh-water fish. at the point of ejaculation the male of the species (pref human), gently places his "fat-end" into the wide open mouth of said trout. when the fish is full of seminal fluid the male of the species then proceeds to cover his partner with the seminal fluids mixed in with fishy innards with a "vinegar strokes" motion, like he was covering his chips with a particulary cheap brand of tomato ketchup.
"sadie was happy to see jim, it had been seven long months since her first spuffing, and she wanted more"
by pabloeldiablo October 15, 2007
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Stuffing The Turkey

To engage in anal sex on Thankgiving Day.
Me: Hey man, you bailed on the thanksgiving dinner last night with your wife, what happened?

You: Oh, we tried stuffing the turkey at home.
by evilwoody June 9, 2009
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Stuffing

The act of "stuffing" every orifice of a female with male genitalia. Usually as part of a gang bang. Depending on how you define orifice, this can mean any number from 3 to 9 to being involved.
I was out with a few of my friends last night and we met this chick. After a few drinks we went back to mine and gave her a good stuffing. She wasn't happy about the black eyes the next day!
by Jimbob55556 May 6, 2009
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stuffing the oven

The art of performing unprotected sexual acts with a woman that is at least 7 months pregnant.
" Hell bob, sahra may be pregnant. but I wouldn't mind stuffing the oven"
by jajekas April 22, 2006
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stuffing the shark

Verb; A sexual act in which one partner is suspended by the ankles while performing oral sex on their partner.
I barely got any sleep, I was up all night stuffing the shark.
Kristina's eyes are blood shot because she is always stuffing the shark.
Will this hook support the weight of a human? I plan on stuffing the shark later.
by SharkStuffer247365 December 18, 2017
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Stuffing the Pipeline

A douchebag sales term for bringing in more leads or customers.
Person A: Made a lot of great sales at work today!
Person B: Stuffing the pipeline, I see! Rad!
by holmesd August 26, 2018
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