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sloth attack

-Raise your hands above your head in a claw-like fashion and move extremely slow towards the person whom you are attacking. Continue to attack the person by moving your feet up and down extremely slow until your face is right in front of your victim's chest. Continue by slowly raising your right arm over the victim's left shoulder and around their back. Next put your left arm over the victim's right shoulder and around their back so that you can lift yourself. Finally, wrap both legs around the victim extremely slowly, then slide down their body until you land on the floor.

-This is basically just a funny thing to do, and you will definitely get people to laugh, as long as you move very slowly towards them and wrap them up completely.
Johnny made the group laugh when he did a sloth attack on Jim.
by Preston Stell June 20, 2007
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Sloshing

The act of having sex using, with and amidst several of your favorite food groups. Safely, you must put down a shower curtain or similiar human/carpet barrier, and then enjoy a variety of puddings, cakes and similiar delicious edibles with your chosen mate.
Dude, we definately got to sloshing last night and ruined the couch. The chocolate pudding will never come out.
by thejackalope September 27, 2009
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cum sloth

a cum sloth is one who moves only for the sake of consuming cum. he/she loves cum in their mouths 24/7
guy1: dude she wouldn't leave her dorm until i told her i wanted head, then she came over and sucked my cock for an hour.
guy2: wow, what a cum sloth!!!
by xturtlex May 9, 2005
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Eiffel Tower plus Sloth

1. The same as a traditional eiffel tower, whereby two men mount both ends of a woman and high ten in the middle, with the addition of a fourth person, who slowly climbs around the structure like a sloth.
We were just gonna eiffel tower that girl, but Ralph showed up so we cranked it up to some Eiffel Tower plus Sloth.
by chiveley October 14, 2012
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sloth

A misunderstood character from "The Goonies". When the gang first encounters him, they are frightened of his grotesque facial features. However, when Chunk encounters him one-on-one, he realizes that Sloth is being mistreated by his family. In the end, it is Sloth who saves the gang from the Fratellis. A note to all who think Sloth is the bad guy: SLOTH IS THE MAN!!!!
Chunk: You want a candy bar? I got a Baby Ruth, sir?

Sloth: Ruth....Ruth....Ruth.....Baby...Ruth!!
by ill bavid August 18, 2005
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Slothism

A medical condition where the victim cannot complete any task in a timely manner.
Sorry I was late. My mom was having a severe case of slothism, and took an hour to get ready.
by Giraffe africa September 18, 2010
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slothdom

(n)- When one has achieved the laziest style of living (as humanly close to that of a sloth).

- Typically worse than Senioritis
Katherine: "Through Allah, I have reached Slothdom."
by RAE414 February 4, 2014
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