Crack Slide

To repeatedly thrust or slide the penis between the two globes of a woman’ ass. The crack slide is preferably performed on women with large buttocks and loads of ass cleavage. Basically it is the ass version of the titty fuck.

I would crack slide the shit out of Kim Kardashian's huge booty!

by CamelTap January 3, 2008

Alabama Mud Slide

This sexual procedure requires three people, one must be a female. To preform this move the "Mud Maker" must eat greasy food or consume diarrhea inducing medicine. Then as the medicine takes effect the "Mud Maker" must shit all over the back of the second participate and because the feces will be in a liquid state it will start to run down their back. Afterwards the feces will splat onto the, preferably female participates, chest thus making a Alabama Mud Slide.

I'm thinking about doing the Alabama Mud Slide tonight, you in or out?

by MudslideMan November 12, 2019

Slodgy

Usually used to describe the feeling of being sluggish or drowsy while being in a state of exhaustion.

"I should probably go to bed now, my mind is getting to that slodgy point."

by ItoldyouIwoulddoit October 6, 2011

Slide Hammer Hand Job

Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.

You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.

by LHC***** March 26, 2010

cameltoe slide

To have a women on top of you naked sliding her cameltoe across your cock.

Just like titty fucking.

by reddog October 23, 2004

Snail Slide

When a girl gets all juiced up and slides across something (like your face) leaving a trail of fluid in her wake.

Sarah knew Tom wouldn't just kick her right to the curb after sex if she gave him the 'ol snail slide.

by ginsu417 February 19, 2004

Slidding

Slidding is a word which describes the action of a Log of Andy Sixx's poop decending down your throat, as per the popular 4chan meme "Andy Sixx's Log". The extra "d" in the word, compared with the usual spelling is to account for the intensity of the experience.

"After the Black Veil Brides concert, that Fangirl had a Log from Andy Sixx slidding down her throat."

by The Britbong Logposter January 17, 2019