knee-slapper

a joke that is so silly that in order to handle it you must slap your knee

Rick told me the best knee-slapper yesterday.

by KROGO July 6, 2005

Rat slapper

Someone that uses or creates surreal/cursed memes to an extent that it becomes part of thier character as a whole.

Person 1: that guy over there likes those weird internet jokes way to much
Person 2: Ikr, he's such a rat slapper

by M&M the raper October 10, 2020

Wicked Slapper

An incredibly large dong. Often causes minor vaginal trauma and intense orgasm.

Jim pounded me with his wicked slapper last night.

by Feathers McGraw May 25, 2010

Portable slapper

That thing where you take a box of wine, remove the bag from inside, and hang it from a tree. The people then drink from the spout while slapping the bag.

Hey bro! Need any help hanging that portable slapper? I’m thirsty for some Cabernet and this tree looks perfect!

by Phizgig April 20, 2020

Coochie Slapper

To treat coochie with respect, but at the same time play with it intensely.

"I SURE COOCHIE SLAPPED MY GIRL LAST NIGHT"

"Brian sure is a coochie slapper!"

by Glossoholic September 25, 2018

Leg slapper

Like a knee slapper, but when you're mad the joke isn't funny.

Burt: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Haley: IDK WhY?
Burt: To get to the other side.
Haley: (Screams and slaps leg really hard) That's a leg slapper!

by MultiAwesomeGirl123 April 24, 2010

Weasel Slapper

A male that chronically masturbates to internet porn. Typically unemployed, lives with parents and can't otherwise function without his dick in his hand.

Carl's a weasel slapper. He doesn't work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different porn site accounts.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017