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Slapper-blowy

When Chloe gets to work and tries out a slapped-blowy on Niall
I would love Chloe to give me a slapper-blowy right now as she only tries hard with me
Slapper-blowy by Slapper blowy November 28, 2020

Knee Slapper slong 

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.
Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!
Knee Slapper slong by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

Mirror slapper 

A pimple so big that when you pop it, it spews out onto the mirror.
That giant pimple is gonna be a mirror slapper for sure.
Mirror slapper by PESHI August 30, 2022

wall slapper 

(verb) when a song is so fire that you and your friends all join together and slap the walls of whatever room you're in while bumping to the beat

(adjective) a song that makes you want to slap walls
Mike: "Damn dude, Big Booty 13 is an absolute wall slapper. When I listen to it I'm thrown into the vortex."

Pete: "Yea, that song definitely slaps."
wall slapper by ghost of uzh October 27, 2018

gormless slapper 

gormless means Lacking intelligence and vitality and dull a slapper is someone who puts it out more than they ought. A gormless slapper is dumb and will root anyone
She was such a gormless slapper that she'd root just any ol hillbilly.

dutch bag slapper 

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.
As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper