Slab Sex

Refers to sexual intercourse, with a person who puts in no effort. Thus resembling a cold slab of meat.

"Last night was terible, it was just slab sex. you could have put some minge into it!"

by suburbanmerlin October 14, 2008

fat slab

(N) A fat ass, A donk, A Booty, Junk in the trunk, cake.

Jerad: Gurl you got a fat slab!

Amber: Why you lookin at my ass?! Pervert!

by Shimmerlake May 11, 2015

candy slab

Cars with candy paint

ridein on 84' swangas in my candy slab

by Budz McEnzie July 30, 2009

super slab

Any interstate greater than four lanes.

We're gonna take the super slab to the city tonight .

by Donghammer April 20, 2018

50 slab

A large portion of crack or cocaine, the size of a stick of chewing gum costing around 50 dollars.

Man...I can't wait to get this 50 slab sold and hit the strip club!

by Jueseph April 23, 2018

cunt-slab

The Item or vehicle you place a womans cunt on before you beat/eat/hump it.

I could not find a cunt slab for my mistress so my penis grew soft

by dj b March 7, 2005

Chicken Slab

A chicken slab is when one has neither a penis or vagina; the region around the crotch looks similar to a plain, fresh cut of meat from a chicken.

When that guy was inches away from getting laid, the girl got a real surprise when she witnessed his chicken slab!

by Nibblet of the unknown December 13, 2017