shard sket ball

It's where you put an ice cub or a frozen spoon on a booty hole and soon as that bitch opens up you throw a shard of dope down the hatch.

The shard sket ball went into overtime

by GummyBearJuice March 23, 2024

Sket

English street slang used to refer to a prostitute or slag

Did you hear claire's been giving out suckjobs to almost every bloke in the estate

•yeah i know she's a right sket isn't she

by Lord spacula October 31, 2022

Sket

Basically a sket is another word for slag, but the word sket is meant to be a lot more hurtful & deep. It really is such a disrespectful name.

Bob - Awww did you get up on your one, the sket?

Chris - "I caught her sleeping with some fella in OUR bed! She's unbelieavable, the dirty sket"

by DublinGirl July 30, 2019

Oh Sket

A saying that is used by many cultures around the carribean, this is the combination of the English slang word sket and a simple “oh” to symbolise that it was not planned and shouldn’t have happened. This originated as a miss-interpreted saying of English settlers of saying for example “that girls a straight sket” but if it was something that was used to describe anything bad or in bad taste.

English Husband: The dog made a mess on the carpet!

Carribean Wife: Oh Sket!

by Soapy Sponge June 13, 2018

Junkie Sket

A nasty hobag who shags anything that moves whilst permanently off her face on drugs

That Lisa, she's such a Junkie Sket. Watch her near your husband.

by nuttyjem November 6, 2016

sket

uk term for lil bish ass hoe. probably has crabs.

oi, wots te deal wit that sket?

by spotlight ah moonlight ah June 16, 2022

Sket Hulk

1. An absolutely gargantuan sket bitch who could probably use a diet and hundreds of hours in the gym; can often be seen roaming around trailer parks or living in very cold countries.
2. When a fucking idiot, thundercunt, sket bitch loses her fucking shit and transforms into her final form: a gigantic fish to mimic her pussy, and with dirty octopus tentacles which spread from her (bottom) lips. Refer to Octopussy

“Holy shit did you see Brenda at the trailer park?”
“Yeah she’s let go of herself- turned into a right sket hulk.”

by le mule and sons March 7, 2024