skater

An assclown with no life.

see also: fucktard

pirate: SKATERS SUCK!
skater 1: Grr, let's chase after them on our skateboards!
skater 2: YEAH!
pirate: (throws down a handful of pebbles)
skater 1: Grr, we are foiled again!
pirate: HAHAHAHAHA! (has sex with his foxy pirate woman)

by Jack Gatts November 03, 2005

skater

Not only does the term skater refer to a person who skates, but also a 'style' that is popular in all parts of the nation. Involves wearing sagging/baggy pants/Tight Pants, tight or loose shirts, hoodies, watches,glasses(optional) and of course skating shoes(see below). With numerous brands out in the market, anyone can jump into the style. You do NOT have to skate to be involved in the style, so no worry being called a POSER. A poser is someone who wears the style, claims to skate, and can't stay on a board for more then 5 seconds. Some brands include:

-Girl
-Ambiguous
-Billabong
-LRG
-Hurley
-Volcom
-Obey
-Analog
-Element
-Planet Earth

And shoes:

-Nike 6.0
-Nike SB
-DVS
-Vans
-Lakai
-Osirus
-Etnies
-Emerica
-ES
-Adio
-Circa
-DC
-Fallen
-Globe

Watches:

-Nixon
-Vestal

And, Glasses:

-Electric
-Spy
-VZ (Von Zipper)
-Black Fly's

Typical 'skater' day for me: Element pants, LRG shirt, Nixon Rotolog watch, and a good pair of Dunk SBs

by J son! July 05, 2006

skater

n. A person who skateboards or rollerblades. That's what I thought a skater was, but apparantly there are certain things associated with it (and I don't even skate). There should be no stereotypes attached to this word, or to any other person for that matter, but sadly, there are.

Billy skateboards, therefore he is a skater.

by KnowledgeSeeker October 29, 2006

skater

if u r a townie and u wonna call me coz im a greebo or sk8er or wot eva other gay names u wonna call me then u suck!!!

some one who likes to be called by townies but is harmless just avin fun on there board!

by KIAYL September 21, 2003

skater

A person that comes to work and is seen by many people but is never found at their desk. They never seem to have time to get their work done. They usually have a "prop" that makes it look like they just "stepped away" from their desk. Something like a Cup of Coffee, a Pair of Glasses laid beside their computer, or a sweater/jacket resting on the back of their chair. Their calendars are never shared. Cell phone is never charged. They never seem to get anything done nor does anyone know of anything that they have completed. The two times of the day you will see them are in the morning when they enter the office and at 5:00pm sharp as they leave the office. Though, sometimes they stay late to make it look like they are really busy.

Worker1: "Hey do you know where Ann is?"
Worker2: "No, she is a Skater, no one can ever find her"

by ButterMN May 10, 2006

skater

a group of people who have nothing better to do than sit on a quarter pipe while smoking a quarter of pot. usually become bums as there age advances. most of the time they can be caught cracking incredibly stupid jokes while trying to play pranks on eachother that involve their penis.

"wow that skater never does anything productive"

by nannerchuck August 12, 2009

skater

grease young white males that dont shower or cut their hair

that guy has to be a skater

by jason andregg November 09, 2006