Tongue shoveling the fuck ditch

going down on OR eating out a bitch, or as some ignorant individuals call them, a female.

Yo man, my jaw is fuckin' SORE from tongue shoveling the FUCK ditch all night!!!

by hella_bull March 29, 2007

cookie sheeting

the act of slapping your current sexual partner in the face with a cookie sheet right after you say something really really silly to get them to look at you, usually pre-orgasm.

him: "You can't get off while biting the pillow like that, you could hurt your self!!"
her: "huwhat?!!"
*THUNK!*
her: "My fucking head asshole!!

by The5thHorseman November 12, 2004

Speeling for Fun

A song by Brain Freeze about a kid who can't spell good. This was the hit on there 2003 ablem "No Free Refills"

"...and you all go stright to heel, thats hell, oh well, can't spell..."

by Somebody something September 17, 2003

Sheering sheep

The act of a man shaving his balls

Girl: What are you doing with that razor?
Guy: I'm sheering sheep.
Girl: Oooohhhh. Be careful!

by sheepsheerer August 13, 2011

Sheeting up

When a cowardly inmate doesn't get their way so they put a sheet up to block the view into their cell. The purpose is to teach the C/O's a lesson but ultimately only hurts the douche bag

inmate who put the sheet up.

Some PC case inmate is sheeting up.
I'm sheeting up, that'll show the C/O's.
PC case has sheeted up again.

by Keith McKalister November 22, 2018

Shoveling

the act of raping something.

Most people say shoveling is illegal, but rapists don't see why hobbies are banned by the government.

by RITM March 20, 2008

shoveling coal

The janitor's job on an interracial, scat-fetish porn set.

"Did you hear about Eric? He gets to work on set with some of the best in the biz! They even got Sasha Grey to come out of retirement for this!"

"Sure, but you know with a crew of that caliber he'll be shoveling coal for a week"

*simultaneous shudder*

by The Great Botnet May 1, 2014