Shrumple

1. A woman of negotiable services of intimacy (see prostitute)
2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound.

Thomas, the neighbourhood fat boy, was running gleefully with his newly bought cake in great expectance of eating it when, all of a sudden, the butter stains on his hands caused him to lose his hold on the box, which he jiggled over top of with a loud 'shrumple'.
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains

by Simon Ackwayus December 28, 2005

Shrimp Alfredo

When her pussy is creamy and he has a shrimp dick, they make shrimp Alfredo.

They fucked in the skate world bathroom and made shrimp Alfredo.

by Down bad lorain February 11, 2021

shrimperman

Noun: Someone who collects shrimp from the ocean.

Forest Gump was a shrimperman.

by DNUNZ January 6, 2008

Shrimp-fisting

Shrimp-fisting is simply the insertion of one's entire foot into a vagina or asshole.

She gasped in amazement when Jill told her that she really enjoying shrimp-fisting her girlfriend.

by Sluice July 23, 2010

Black man's shrimp

slang word for (fried chicken wings) a favorite food served at parties or urban gatherings.

while at the bar we drunk beer and ate black man's shrimp

by Carl E. Dixon May 29, 2007

Shrimp

A simp for Gawr Gura - a vtuber who plays the role of a shark from Atlantis. The person mentioned doesn't need to be a simp. The word applies to anyone who watches Gura and often used as a nickname for fellow audience or a self-depricating joke.

A: Did you watch the Phasmophobia stream last night?
B: Hell yeah fellow shrimp

by Ubonihs November 4, 2020

Simp Shrimp

A short ass simp that looks like a shrimp

All of class of 2023 are simp shrimps (verb)

The senior beat the simp into a simp shrimp paste (noun)

by digo_bone October 18, 2019