shwaffle

To laugh uncontrollibly, usually used in instant messaging.

my buddy corey was telling me this great joke today and it made shwaffle so hard.

by bomquesa November 26, 2007

Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder

Discovery by Tyrone Cadillac Hiffman, Ghd and Winky Shaffer Ghd

Category - Mood Disorder

Etiology - Research has shown a strong biological component for this disorder, with environmental factors playing a role in the exacerbation of symptoms.

Symptoms - Eye lid discomfort, crying, bags under eyes, anal itching and leakage, ear canal blockage and leaking.

Treatment - high quality cannibus, good sex, reality checks, running away, going postal.

Prognosis- For more severe cases, prognosis is poor in terms of ’curing’ the illness, as most people need to remain on medication for their entire lives. The manic episodes may slow down as a result of the natural aging process. With treatment, the illness can be kept at a minimum level, with some people not experiencing any overt symptoms for months and even years.

1. you have heard to much BS this week and start having symptoms of Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
2. someone is lying in your face and you already know causes Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
3. a friend goes on vacation before they pay you back.
4. a significant other is posted on a sex offender website.

by allforone23 July 15, 2010

shaffodd

Shared High Adrenalin Frequent Fear of Death and Dismemberment; acronym; exclamatory military term occasionally used by cops and gangstas to express sudden realization of being adrenalin tipsy due to a close death experience or anticipation; originally coined in the military during the Korean Conflict to avoid outright obscene exclamations. Emphasis is on the second sylable.

"Shaffodd, man! You nearly took us out!"
"That was a shaffodd experience, dude!"

by Shawn Vernon December 10, 2008

shmaff

Being of a hideous nature physically. Physically unapealing to most of the opposite sex. One who's origins can be traced back to the ugly tree.

I thought there would be hot chicks here but all I see are these shmaff bitches.

by Kona Gold September 4, 2009

straffe

A small quantity; a limited amount.

A straffe of peas

by adminradetrustfaqaude April 1, 2010

Scraffin'

Extremely appealing

urban word used to describe something extremely cool. In WHITE language could be known as awesome or radical..
in the Black language it can also be known as : sick , gangsta , dope , ill , crazy , etc..

Bilybobjohn: YO GiRLLL WASSUPPP ?!
Shanaqualishaquandra: NOT MUCH YO , KiCKiN' iT ! YOU ?
Billybobjohn: YO i JUST BOUGHT DESE NEW JORDANS , CHECK EM OUT !
Shanaqualishaquandra: WORD ! THEY SCRAFFiN' FO' REAL ! DO THEY COME iN PINK ?
Billybobjohn: NAH B , BUT THAT WOULD BE TOO SCRAFFiN' !

by real girls December 24, 2010

Sheaff'd

When you suddenly realise that you're doing something the guy standing next to you should be doing but isn't because he's distracted you sufficiently, causing you to forget that you should'nt be doing what you're doing where you're doing it........you've been Sheaff'd!

Half way across & your're still up here driving........you've been Sheaff'd mate.....!

by andyrr December 15, 2011