by Jace Shoots Cootas July 3, 2021
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Whether it's a glance at the empty roll when finishing up on the toilet seat, or an empty tissue box after excessive masturbation, a Sanitary Supply Shortage, will induce panic in even the most prominent of males.
Whether it's a glance at the empty roll when finishing up on the toilet seat, or an empty tissue box after excessive masturbation, a Sanitary Supply Shortage, will induce panic in even the most prominent of males.
Examples of Sanitary Supply Shortages:
Jimmy thought he would save time by doing his business in the forest. It wasn't until later, that he realised, he had forgotten to logically calculate, that it was winter time, and the trees had already shed their leaves.
Scott reached out to his tissue box to begin the cleanup, but instead of being greeted by the warm feel of an abundance of papery goodness; he felt cold card, it was at this point he knew, he would have to direct his search towards the trash can, for second hand sanitary supplies, were better than no sanitary supplies.
Jimmy thought he would save time by doing his business in the forest. It wasn't until later, that he realised, he had forgotten to logically calculate, that it was winter time, and the trees had already shed their leaves.
Scott reached out to his tissue box to begin the cleanup, but instead of being greeted by the warm feel of an abundance of papery goodness; he felt cold card, it was at this point he knew, he would have to direct his search towards the trash can, for second hand sanitary supplies, were better than no sanitary supplies.
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January 7th the tragic day when all the conkers in Leicester were munched and gobbled up by Teece Roolan (current conker eating world record holder) . Kids woke up with despair as they woke up and found there were no conkers left . Go to the go fund me page to help Teece’s addiction.
Oh no it’s January 7th the day of Leicester’s conker shortage, let’s have a minute of silence for the lost conkers
by Munchies261019 October 26, 2019
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by boss at the end of the internet August 20, 2007
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Due to the low level intelligence that the Old ones departed on to such creatures, they talk in slang, mostly substituting 'c' for 'k' and ending everything with an 'a' or 'z. Most words lack in ending consonants.
It is the Will of the God Emperor, that we destroy these beasts, in order to safeguard the galaxy.
Due to the low level intelligence that the Old ones departed on to such creatures, they talk in slang, mostly substituting 'c' for 'k' and ending everything with an 'a' or 'z. Most words lack in ending consonants.
It is the Will of the God Emperor, that we destroy these beasts, in order to safeguard the galaxy.
Ork: "Boss, We gots our Shoota's ready to go Dakka Dakka Dakka"
Boss: "Good... Cuz we were made for Fightin and Winnin"
Boss: "Good... Cuz we were made for Fightin and Winnin"
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