Hop off my shaft

used as an expression to someone who will not leave you alone or is always in your business.

"Dude, when can I come over? Can I ride in your car with you when we go? What time are we going to leave?

"Bro, hop off my shaft!"

by JayDeeBro! May 6, 2010

Moo Shaft

To use the milk of a pregnant girl as lube on your cock. ( Moo= ladies milk Shaft= cock

dude i got a wicked moo shaft from my wife

by OREO123HI December 9, 2007

Man Shaft

this one's simple: a man shaft is a penis. a cock. a dick. a ... man-shaft

His man shaft was so far up in her, her eyes bulged out.

by lynneh January 4, 2004

shaft eater

someone who smokes the pole or in other words one who sucks dick

You gay shaft eater sons a bitches.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005

Shafty

Someone who is particularly of canadian descent and is a dick to people.

Ex.1

Frankie: Shut up shafty

Shafty kid: DONT CALL ME SHAFTY!!!

Frankie: Go away shafty

Shafty Kid: Dont you mouth off to me or ill slap you RIGHT in the penis

Ex.2

Joe: hey look, that kid moved here from canada

Bill: Its getting way to shafty out here.

by shaftysimmonds September 18, 2010

just the shaft

the opposite of just the tip. this is what you say when your girlfriend/wife/one-night stand thinks that "just the tip" is unclassy, rude, or chauvinist. If she declines your offer of "just the tip" with a disapproving scowl, you then proceed to ask her, "how about just the shaft?" In order to carry out just the shaft, you must pull a u-turn.

I told dat bitch I would do just the tip - and she said "hell no, you pig!" So, I said alright baby, how about I pull a u-turn and we do just the shaft?

by Speczial K February 9, 2012

A-shaft

1. when something exceedingly bad or negative happens to you, you respond by exclaiming "A-shaft!"

2. when you are forced into doing something you do not want to do, similar to forcedown

joe: i just got a 30% on my final, a car ran over my bike and my mother and two sister's are in the hospital.
bob: A-shaft! (or "that's an A-shaft")

by jake goldstein March 27, 2007