shlongus

man with a slightly bigger "shlong" than average "shlongs"

i'm not watching that porno, that guys shlongus is way to big

by thisguyyy125 August 28, 2010

shlongboarder

A girl who enjoys longboarding almost as much as she enjoys riding a mans penis.

Thotiana is a real shlongboarder

by fiestainabox300 April 14, 2014

Shlongbe

A big cock

Her: last night was amazing

Him: Yh i know it was great
Her: I loved it when u shoved ur shlongbe in me

by Big shlongbe October 12, 2018

Shalongalong

A very large penis that is usually common in tall skinny people or short black people

Yo bro I heard James got a shalongalong

by Jay the the FlexGod October 19, 2018

schlongagangflaung

The Schlongagangflaung is a schlong (dick) in a gang that can fling cum around to impregnate women with gang babies that will turn into men and join the gang. Making the has it the most superior gang on the block

Guy#1: I heard the other gang has a Schlongagangflaung.
Guy#2: OH SHIT, IMMA HAVE TO JOIN THAT GANG!

by Adam with a dream October 14, 2020

ShlingaBaDingLing

A 5 year old’s curse word.

“What a freaking ShlingaBaDingLing!”

by ShlingaBaDingLing October 18, 2020

Shlong Island Iced Tea

A play-on-words, combining the popular cocktail Long Island Iced Tea, and shlong, a humorous term for penis. It refers to an unusually large amount of ejaculate consumed by a woman after oral sex. It can be from one male or multiple

Chad: “man, I served up some Shlong Island Iced Tea for Kate last night”
Dave: “nice one bro”

by Hank28 February 13, 2021