Shlakum Sneeze

The act of releasing a well filled & inflated condom of semen schlakum onto your female partners face after intercourse

Have sex (with condom), blow your load into condom, inflate condom in secrecy, while she fixes the pillows, turn condom upside down so that shlakum is towards currently sealed end, and release. This results in a splatter of shlakum sneeze all over your girls face. They love this.

by Shlakum 22 September 27, 2019

Shaxxercize

The glorious exercise routine set up but Lord Shaxx himself.

"Did you participate in Lord Shaxx's Shaxxercize before you raided today?"

by Jak3Malon3 October 26, 2020

Shlamgetti

Its just spaghetti

I love CONSUMING shlamgetti

by ED231 October 6, 2020

shlague

A blowjob.

"He shlagued me."

by giver_of_shlague_69 November 14, 2020

shlaling

To beat someone up.

Watch yourself before i shlaling you fam.

by K1NX November 27, 2020

shlakot

Slang for Going crazy at a party or some kind of meeting

You should come to Jan's party we are going Shlakot!

by Mkeeoma January 8, 2021

Shaxting

A portmanteau of “Shatner” and “texting”: When you send or receive a long text message to or from someone in multiple small messages instead of one long one, thereby blowing up your phone. Essentially they are texting you the same way William Shatner speaks, a few words with breaks in between:

“Mr........Spock, I.......can’t....go on with this.......charade any longer! Scotty, I.......need full power now! Sulu.....go to maximum warp, we’re going to......intercept the Klingons and.......rescue Uhura!”

*phone buzzing repeatedly* Jesus f**king Murphy, Brian is shaxting the sh*t out of me!

by Sproo March 2, 2021