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shituation

a situation that you'd consider being away from.

a shitty situation.
Kiwi: I had a dream about you and my mom doing it.

Tonsy: I wouldn't want to be in that shituation.

Kiwi: Neither do I.
by Mr.Debonaire December 3, 2010
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scituates finest

A group of girls/guys (nobody really knows) who make up a name to feel better about themselves for all the stds they've contracted. The truth is, nobody really likes them. They used to get guys because they're an easy peice of ass, but nobody wants the loose, dirty hos anymore. They have no moral values and will fuck anything that moves, so watch out if one of these whores tries to get on you. A word to the tramps, you're loose enough to fit a basketball inside of you. For the sake of all of us, please... STOP HAVING SEX!! You're disgusting and you make the town smell, so close your fucking legs. You aren't just scituates finest, you're scituates finest std contracting hos.
Whore, ho, slut, tramp, hooker, loose bitch, anything of that sort.
by Telling it straight up March 5, 2005
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scituate

a small coastal town in easter massachusetts. basically consist of nice houses, preps, stoner emo's, and wiggers. nobody knows how to shut the fuck up, and people are constantley complaining. i live here.
i hate living in scituate

scituate is such a suburbia

scituate is full of pot heads
by Sassymae March 25, 2005
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Shitfaced Saturday

A day, any Saturday of any week, on which many college students wake up hungover (or still drunk) from the previous Fucked-up Friday, and begin to drink earlier in the day and continue all day and night. Sometimes, the drinking starts immediately after waking up.
-"Are you guys drinking beer at 9:15am!!??"
-"Haha, hell yeah, it's Shitfaced Saturday! We'll drink all day"
by MunchieMay March 26, 2009
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Shitapedia

Shitapedia is Wikipedia.

Known as the website that "anyone" can edit. When "anyone" means "anyone" that has no agenda, loves Obama, is not a Republican, Libertarian, Moderate Conservative, Moderate Liberal or an Independant.

"Anyone" also means everyone in the world except for people that work for Wikipedia or people that don't agree with Wikipedia's bias.

Shitapedia is a website that puts at the top of every page belonging to a non-liberal large amounts of unfriendly information, most likely under a large font titled section called "Controversies".

On a liberal's page, anything untoward that person did is buried many, many paragraphs down probably not under any kind of header or special section. Writers then tend to use phrases like, "This person came under fire from fundamental Christian groups and racist white supremacist groups for his role in (insert controversy here). Then writers offer large amounts of explanations for this person's discretion...never let a Liberal hang in the breeze, thus spoke Shitapedia.
Person: I was reading some things about George Bush...and at the top of his page, there's a whole bunch of bad stuff about him. Really makes him look like a bad guy! So, knowing that Obama is facing a lot of controversy as well, I looked at his page and I couldn't find anything mentioning what he's done! Is that on purpose? I won't even get INTO their page on Sarah Palin!

Other Person: Dude, it's Shitapedia. Don't use it, use other websites..
by Comic Nut January 8, 2011
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Shituate

A poor town on the coast of Massachusetts where everyone is always drunk. Where all the fun people are from. Everybody makes fun of it but they secretly wish they lived there because it’s starting to get really rich and everybody there is a total alcoholic.
I’m from Shituate and i’m Proud of it! So you can suck on Marshvegas’s ding a ling you CoHo
by JUCRISPY May 28, 2018
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Shitfacedticated

Adjective
1. (of a person or their thoughts, reactions, understanding and high level of intoxication) aware of and able to interpret complex issues while very drunk; slurring but subtle.
"discussion and reflection, whilst totally bombed, are necessary for a shitfaceticated response to a puzzling issue"
2. having, revealing, or proceeding from a great deal of worldly experience and knowledge of fashion, culture, and intoxicants that range from the finest wines, cognacs, etc. to Ripple, Thunderbird and Night Train.
"a chic, shitfacedticated man knows which fortified wine to pair with both cordon bleu and frito pie"
"One could tell buy the cut of his Armani suit, the shine of his Ferragamo loafers, and the Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill stain around his lips, that Tobias was indeed a fine example of today's shitfacedticated man."
by JMFS13 July 15, 2014
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