shipstorm

When you suddenly start shipping things you normally wouldn't, most likely produced from seeing too many crack ships

"I wasn't able to sleep last night, I had a major shipstorm."

by Mountain Slushie November 22, 2014

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Shitstomper

A racist, and also trashy redneck, hick, hillbilly thats intolerant to others that aren't rednecks, hicks or hill billyish.

Tom: You see Bill over there?
Suzie: yea! what about him?
Tom: He's being a #shitstomper again making racist remarks.

by B@rk April 23, 2020

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Shitstravaganza

When one walks into a public park restroom to find Van Gogh's "Starry Night" drawn on the floor and walls with feces.

Wife: How was your day, dear?
Park Worker: Oh, it was a regular shitstravaganza, babe.

by hotrodinvegas September 17, 2016

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Shitsturbating

When you're jerking off on the toilet before a shower but flush it before you get in the shower so your family thinks you were shitting

Yesterday I was shitsturbating but I forgot to flush... Now my family totally knows I was wacking it.

by Shitsturbator69 December 10, 2018

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Similar to a pitstop. A shitstop is done either when driving or playing racing games. A shitstop is the act of stopping for a quick shit especially after the famous sim race combo of nicotine and coffee

Dude I'm going to do a shitstop in like 2 laps.

by Tomtheavgeek March 17, 2021

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emergency shitstop

It's like an emergency shit, but it happens while your shopping. You'll usually have a cart full of items and the bathrooms are "conveniently" located on the other side of the registers so you have to leave your cart out in the open, hoping no employees take your cart and put your items back.

"I had to take an emergency shitstop at Menards. Parked my cart, "dropped the kids off at the pool", came back and my caRT WAS GONE!!!"

by Northern Hammer July 1, 2023

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