Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.
ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET
Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!
Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!
Eli, stop shitting on the desk!
Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!
Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!
Eli, stop shitting on the desk!
by doodlevr June 6, 2022
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