cunt swindle

When you think you are getting one thing, and you end up with another (unwanted) thing.

That douche bag cunt swindled us, these aren't real Cubans.

by dengle dingus March 2, 2011

swindle cat

a person who swindles people regularly (steals from them/ lies to them/ cheats them)

man, that kid took all my money then rode my bike to the bank to deposit it, he's a swindle cat

or

that swindle cat ate my food when i wasn't looking

by Papa Beans April 27, 2008

shindeck

An awesome person, usually very athletically gifted and rather tall.

OR

Can also be a verb used when asking how things are going.

"Dude, my friend becca is a total shindeck."

OR

" Hey booka! hows your shindeckin?"

by Bdoggyman March 1, 2010

skindleberries

Unsightly, moles, warts, or growths, varying in color and size that can be anywhere on the body, but more commonly on the upper torso, neck, or face. Usually several in number in one area.

Who wants to suck on his neck, with all those skindleberries all over it???

by myfairlady November 2, 2009

Shindering

Shindering
verb
Refers to the act of using Tinder while sitting on the toilet. Swiping, not to be confused with wiping, left or right while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Would Mike's Tinder matches go on a date with him if they knew he connected with them while shindering?

Shindering is one of my favorite daily activities.

by lemmuh March 21, 2016

shinkler

A person who tinkles in the shower.

Sara consistanly tinkles in the shower making her a shinkler.

by Coco1037 July 8, 2016

swindle fever

a metal state of mind or a state of being mentally mindfucked in which one will never recover.

whats wrong with ken he looks like a junkie riding a needle ?
he's got the Swindle fever.

oh no - no .

by gristletoe August 17, 2017