Shim Juice 

The SSRIs that the government puts in the water supply to turns heterosexuals into shims.

30 years ago my uncle Gary forgot to check the hydraulics and got banged by a shim because he ingested too much shim juice.

Shim Juice by Lord Shim April 7, 2025

Ass Shim

A layer of paper placed over a toilet seat to protect your ass from touching the seat. Mainly in public restrooms.

Corey: "dude did you see that toilet seat?!"

Mark: "yeah son, i had to lay down 22 ass shims before i could shit!!"

Ass Shim by ItsWitz April 3, 2010

Love Shim 

Something you insert into woman's vagina along with your cock due to your lack of size and or her lack of elasticity.

Bones: Hey Fav, I heard you gave it to old Sally Hayes last night.
Fav: I tried. You know what they say about Sally !
Bones: No doubt ! What did you use for a love shim ?
Fav: A can of Pabst Blue Ribbon !
Bones: Man, you are old school !
Fav: Yeat !

Love Shim by Fav February 15, 2008

Jin Shim 

A sexy man with glorious biceps almost larger than his dick.

girl: holy shit I saw Jin Shim today and I instantly got so wet!!!

Jin Shim by Gl1zzy g0bbler February 24, 2022

nong shim noodles 

The best tasting noodles in the world of instant noodles. Sticks to the tradition of instant noodles by containing lots of MSG and leaves you thirsty and wanting more. Available in various flavours (can't read the packaging though unless youre korean - the general rule is the redder the packet, the spicier it is)

"Why do koreans have small eyes?"

"They eat too much nong shim noodles!"

"hahah...that's not funny."

"Yeah, I know. Just felt like bagging the someone."

nong shim noodles by Ilovekoreannoodles October 8, 2006

Das Shim

Das Shim is a acsended cat formally know as das shim the grey. He parted with his earthly family recently and was last seen in japan helping the relief effort. Das Shim currently lives in Tibet with a small group of monks.

Guy 1 "Did you see that flash of white light?"
Guy 2 "that was no flash of light, that was Das Shim!"

Das Shim by Dirtmagurt June 1, 2011

Dick-hole Butt-shim 

A small slab of wood that would normally go inside of a butthole for easy defecation inside of prison. But is instead being inserted into the dick hole for torture and or pleasure. Commonly used together with the prison poops

The two worst things about prison are Prison poops, and dick-hole butt-shims.

Dick-hole Butt-shim by dontusemyrealname December 2, 2010