sheep shifter

A sneaky individual, probably Welsh in origin, who feels uncomfortable in the presence of sheep. Because they are a sheep shagger and they don't want people to notice their erection poking through their trousers. May also cry uncontrolably when they see someone wearing a woolen garment.

"That guy is a bit of a sheep-shifter, isn't he?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

shisted

A form of being wasted, in you're own world, just...chillin'.

Livin' life shisted.

by anewbeginning April 18, 2009

Shinted

To make one unable to function (think,move,act,etc.) by his/herself; To be unable to perform a task because of someone else.

Greasy greedy fat bastards have Shinted our generation.

by C.Delusion March 30, 2011

colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.

Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.

by Teddy April 10, 2005

Gear shifter

When a girl is giving a handjob she thinks it it necessary to pull guy's penis forward and backward similar to that of a car's manual transmission. Also can simply refer to a bad handjob.

Bob: I hooked up with that girl last night

Bill: Was it good?

Bob: No... I got the Gear shifter

by Nicholas Freedman July 4, 2008

Shitted up

to be covered in copious amounts of shit.

Sal - aw yeah, so I come 'ome and Billy 'n Ben have left the toilet seat all fackin shitted up. I mean seeeeeriously...

by Truth & co March 13, 2014

shafted

the feeling you get after seeing a Samuel Jackson movie.

i wasted 9 buck on snakes on a plane... i feeled shafted.

by Jebadiah Harrell April 29, 2008