Sheldoning

The act of blessing a child with superhuman intelligence through electro-shock therapy

"I fix all those cousins I made retarded by Sheldoning them"

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Sheldon

Incompetent Shrek-like dude with a microscopic penis as he overcompensates by driving large trucks to appear like a bigger man.

Hey this ugly dude just pulled up to a restaurant in his ram truck and it appears his underwear is packed with fruits and vegetables to make his penis look bigger as he must be a Sheldon!

by Boyznthehood April 25, 2025

Lola Sheldon

A girl who smells like straight up DOOKIE. Like genuinely she reaks of piss and jolly ranchers.

bruh u smell like Lola sheldon

by jackmckeownnnn November 25, 2024

drunk sheldon

A tall man who walks like an imbecile , is somehow really Rich but is probably a drug addict

Oh lord its drunk sheldon

by Bumfluff4real August 21, 2020