Incompetent Shrek-like dude with a microscopic penis as he overcompensates by driving large trucks to appear like a bigger man.
Hey this ugly dude just pulled up to a restaurant in his ram truck and it appears his underwear is packed with fruits and vegetables to make his penis look bigger as he must be a Sheldon!
by Boyznthehood April 25, 2025
Get the Sheldon mug.Sheldon is a name of a goofy male with effeminate features like big breasts and limited manhood that has severe mental deficiencies.
Hey what's wrong with that obese boy acting weird and licking paint off the wall? He must be a Sheldon. Why is that big guy acting weird and eating poop off the ground? His name must be Sheldon!
by Tarajoyce94 April 22, 2025
Get the Sheldon mug.A Sheldon is someone who comes across as cold, distant and mean (will 100% make jokes that come across as inconsiderate and rude). Don't be fooled though - a Sheldon is most likely super warm, sweet, kind and caring. Find yourself a Sheldon. They're ruthless but beneath the cactus exterior, they're just cute mush.
John: Did you see that asshole over there?
Lizzy: Oh that's Sheldon, don't let his rbf fool you, he's actually really nice.
John: He's a bit cute too.
Lizzy: Oh that's Sheldon, don't let his rbf fool you, he's actually really nice.
John: He's a bit cute too.
by inconspicuous_p January 26, 2022
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