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Shanghai Sizzler

the burning of your penis when you try to have sexual intercourse with a peking duck basted in teriyaki, right after it is taken of the stir fry pan.
He screamed in pain as he got a Shanghai sizzler.
by Skylar Merris April 14, 2003
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shanghai surprise

During Sexual intercourse from behind, the penis is withdrawn, the male spits on his partners back, and begins to vigourously masterbate, and when his partner turns around, he ejaculates in her face.
by disMaL June 30, 2006
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shanghaid

The title of possibly the most hilarious episode of Spongebob SquarePants known to man.
guy one: dude i was watching the best episode of spongebob last night.
guy two: was it shanghaid?
by yo soy muerto December 16, 2011
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shanghaid

verb. Past tense. Almost certainly named after the very large Chinese metropolis of Shanghai. Shanghaid is used to refer to an event in the past where one person cheats or defrauds another in a very clever fashion. see also jacked, janked, or swindled.
That guy counted out my change right in front of me but somehow I'm $50 short.
by ephidryn December 21, 2004
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Shanghai headache

Similar to Jungle Fever, Shanghai headache is the condition wherein a non-Asian (usually a white guy) obsesses over/primarily (or only) dates Asians. See also Asian Fever, Rice King, and Fanboy.
1: He must have a Shanghai Headache
2: Why do you say that?
1: Because of the way he always slows down passing the ESL room.
by Chupalo January 12, 2006
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Shantha

A absolute belter of a girl, with a fat booty, your booty will never compare.

She will bite you if you deserve it, but she'll protect you with her life.
OMG you're so lucky to have Shantha as a friend! And her big fat batty to slap.
by dazing witch October 17, 2020
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santhacine

the pile of poop you step on while walking outside to get your newspaper.

GODDAMNIT! I stepped on a santhacine while i was in my slippers!
GODDAMNIT! I stepped on a santhacine while i was in my slippers!
by WeoWeo209 December 30, 2011
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