Shannon

The meanest, fugliest person alive. Shannon is racist and doesn't care about kids. Shannon thinks she's a genius but doesn't know shit. Shannon has no life and is going to die alone. Shannon is also known as a bitch, faggot, asshole, whore (or atleast tries to be), and dumbass.

I was with a Shannon last night. Worst decision I ever made.

by Shhxitsxwafflex3 July 7, 2011

shannon

very awesome person very good cook loves to play with son who always loses when play fighting

boy- dude ur mom is awesome
other boy- thx i think
boy- mrs.shannon is a good cook

by whoami123455 March 27, 2012

Shannon

Skank. Ho. Whore. anything negative towards girls that you can think of, a Shannon is it. Shannons are NOT to be trusted. They bounce from guy to guy like it's nobody's business.

Girl1: EWW!!! LOOK AT THAT HO? WHO THE HELL DOES SE THINK SHE IS??

Girl2: Shannon

by schnopsypoo April 26, 2011

Shannon

A two-faced, lying, boy-stealing, attention whore.

Person One - I don't care who that girl is, I'm gonna get that boy to be all mine!
Person Two - Don't be a Shannon...

by applesarelife April 24, 2011

Shannon

A person who does or says stupid things for no reason other than being a bit of a dumbass.

Oh John she's doing a Shannon again

by 101234 May 31, 2020

Shannon

(n) Literally the best girlfriend in the world. Is also a brat, but has many other amazing qualities that nullify the brattiness.

I can't believe I'm going out with Shannon.

by TheChrisKazama June 3, 2018

shannon

shannon is a girl who looks strong but once you get to know her she goes through so much, she is a lively girl when you get to know her but if you piss her off or do something to stop her trust you won’t get her back. she is a very confident girl and is always trying new things, she is beautiful inside and out but is also mentally broken

shannon is amazingly wonderful

by unicorn cakes February 2, 2020