September 16

National Kiss my Cheek day 😙 You allowed to kiss anyone you want on the cheek (any cheek 😳😏)

I’m gonna kiss Sara on the cheek today- why? Bc it’s September 16 th

by NiggaPeñisGuacamole October 16, 2019

September 29

Today is the day a beautiful soul is born, this person is caring for all and puts everyone’s needs before their owns, if you know someone born on this date, tell them how much you love them and make sure to be there for them because they really appreciate feeling loved

“They were born on September 29th, they’re a really special person”

by Kate youblung October 19, 2019

September 4th

the best date of the year (except christmas) in which the most beautiful loyal smart and funny children are born

joe: she's smart funny and gorgeous

ellis: defo a september 4th

by cpluemar October 17, 2019

September 14

Punch anyone named Chloe day

Sage-it’s September 14
Chloe-o shit

Sage-*uppercuts Chloe*

by Jedimaster69 November 4, 2019

sepulcarchy

(Sep-ul-car-key)n. Term used to describe extremely devious or malicious behavior whose perpetrator(s) have gone to considerable lengths to conceal its existance. Most often used in conjunction with an individual, organization or establishment as a means of conveying mal-intent, criminal or corruptive behavior.

A six week investigation into the group's activities yielded numerous criminal enterprises, as well as several unhatched plans involving terrorism and sepulcarchy on a grand scale.

by Jeff Courcelle August 25, 2006

septic facial

The sexual act of unleashing your explosive diarrhea upon someone's face.

Fionna recieved a warm septic facial from Shrek.

by Squealer February 3, 2014

purse breast separation

a temporary physical condition in which the breasts of an adult female are separated and thus accentuated by a strap, usually of a purse or seatbelt, that runs between them

I couldn't help but notice your purse breast separation from that seatbelt, and it is quite arousing.

by Jimmy Carr July 24, 2007