Salt Seeker

An online gamer seeking to cause salt within other players. Basically a troll that rummages through game servers and lobbies instead of sitting around in the YouTube comment sections.

Player one: *dies due to being taken off guard by player two*
Player two: damn you suck lol
Player one: quit being a salt seeker and fight, Plyr-2

by HeyElectricJupiter October 19, 2019

Porcelain Seeker

Another phrase for an asshole, brown eye, poop chute, taint hole, butthole, anus, bead holder, etc.

How's your porcelain seeker feeling after those carolina reapers Jimmy?

by Suhycide January 25, 2019

socket seeker

Travelers hovering around power outlets waiting (for an open outlet) to charge their device.

This airport is full of socket seekers. I can't find an outlet anywhere.

by Caffeinated Bacon December 8, 2016

sandwich seeker

An individual who frequents Emergency Rooms with non medical or illegitimate reasons. Usually a homeless individual who misuses Emergency Room and / or Emergency Services daily for the purpose of getting fed or attention seeking with demanding and demeaning overtones. Also known in the medical community as a frequent flyer.

Nurse 1: "Oh no that Sandwich Seeker is back in the ER."

by MadMax808 September 7, 2016

Attention seeker

I mean... I said you would say that, didn't I? Still 7 years ahead of everyone.

Hym "It's easy to trivialize by calling me an 'attention seeker' but, really, think about it: How many people are actually doing anything even remotely close to this? Are they getting attention for it? Is this some 'optimal attention receiving strategy' I'm unaware of? And, relative to who? Who are you comparing me to? How am I any worse than your average wannabe Instagram model or actress in that regard? The difference is, you wouldn't even be asking. You would just throw your money at me, no questions asked. And, in the context of my situation, I couldn't get you to stop giving me attention if I tried. Wouldn't it be a strange thing for me to lie about? Is anything I've said untrue, or what? Are you the arbiter of who deserves attention now too? Are you trying to arbitrarily deny me attention? And as far as 'getting a big head" is concerned, do the phrases 'So, easy it isn't even fair for me to compete' or 'You're lucky I even allow you to have a country?' ring any bells? My head was already as big as it gets. You all just mistakenly affirmed all of the things I confidently asserted. It was an 'unintentional ego boost' to you. But where is this 'attention is to be denied to anyone who would seek it' thing coming from? And why isn't it being applied to YouTuber and Instagram/Onlyfans models?"

by Hym Iam April 19, 2023

Attention seeker

This little brat in my dance class that is diabetic and mentions it every chance she gets and just never shuts up

“She is such an attention seeker!” “Tell me about it, she’s Alyssa

by Qbdjvdhjceif June 30, 2022

bug seeker

Someone who seeks to acquire an infectious disease, i.e. hep C, HIV, Lyme Disease in order to gain disability benefits.

Sally spent many hours in the woods during the summer hoping to get bitten by a tick! She is a bug seeker.

by vinniemilagro April 29, 2014