Brand of Sacrifice

A brand that is burned into the skin branding you as a sacrifice that will cause demons to hunt/haunt you during the night. The only options are dying like a 🐱 or getting ripped and swinging around a huge swo- large chunk of iron with sharp edges.

“Yo I got a brand last night…”

“The hell happened were you drunk?”
“No it’s a brand of sacrifice so-…hold up they’re here” *pulls out a huge fucking sword*
“wtf? Also there’s a weird looking horse coming”

by SirForce September 5, 2022

scriblita

Piece of cheesecake. Originates from Latin.

"This is one tasty scriblita!"

by Leb January 31, 2004

Sacriprice

(n.,v.) Price point at which the sale of a good or service generates no direct profit or loss to the seller. Frequently deployed in situations where inventory must be unloaded promptly.

This broccoli is starting to mold - it needs to be sacripriced.

by DewarsN June 30, 2005

scricky

When you suck in as much of a scrotum as possible and suckle it for many minutes like a hickey. The end result is a half "hickified" scrotum.

That midnight scricky left me feeling half raw, violated, and uneven, scrotally speaking.

by Milky Licking Bob October 14, 2009

sacrificial urinal

A urinal between two occupied urinals that is left open to avoid crowding and embarrassing misunderstandings

Alien: Why do human males only use every other urinal?

Guy: So strangers won't see our cocks or think we're looking at their cocks. We call the empty one "the sacrificial urinal."

Alien: Why is it such a big deal to see each other's cocks? Or why can't you just say "I'm not going to look at your cock if you don't look at mine?"

Guy: I definitely wouldn't believe somebody if they told me that, plus it offers no protection against bumping into each other.

by 8bAllv1lla1n November 5, 2009

scrickle

Between a scratch and a tickle. Prominately done to the partners neck or back. An appropriate time to scrickle is during nap or cuddle time. It will ease your partner's stress and heightened their relational satisfication.

I was in a bad mood so my boyfriend scrickled my neck and I felt better.

James loves when I scrickle him. He will often be so relaxed he falls asleep.

by littlefootkitty January 11, 2011

Sacrilarious

Sacrilarious - the violation or profanation of a sacred or held sacred in a funny way. Something sacrilegious and hilarious at the same time.

"Jesus playing beer pong at the last supper is sacrilarious."

by d03jke August 15, 2012