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Seb Scale 

a way of rating girls,
1. Dont even think about it (way too hot)
2. Fillet
3. Rude
4. Dad (as in 'the daddy')
5. Dont even see her (normal women)
6. Oh well, shes fucked
7. Gert (mostly for fat birds but can be used otherwise)
8. Spandoo (?)
9. May as well kill myself
Seb Scale example
Brad: 'what do you think of Barry's new misses?'
Derrick: 'Man, she was Rude!'
Brad: 'nah more of a Dad i'd say'
Jacobs: 'to be honest i didn't really see her'
Brad: 'shut up Jacobs'
Seb Scale by OlieOlieOlie January 25, 2008
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seb lefebvre 

Guitarist for Simple Plan
Likes sushi
Loves David with all his heart
Sebastien is David's blue-eyed boy.
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Seb's Super Special 

When you're getting a blumpkin and she throws up on your dick and you use the vomit as lube to fuck her in the ass.
Man: I'd like a Seb's Super Special please.
Dirty Filthy Hooker: Eww, i don't do those.
Seb's Super Special by skimm3r September 24, 2012

Seb Complex 

When one believes themselves to be superior or much “cooler” than others despite no evidence to support these ideas.
Just cuz Jason has a girlfriend now he thinks he’s better than us. He’s got a serious Seb Complex
Seb Complex by Hankywienieman June 24, 2019

seb beadle 

slang for a “posh twat” or rather someone who votes conservative (a tory)
me: hello old chum

y/n: oh you’re such a seb beadle
seb beadle by hungry_mama_2k20 October 30, 2020

seb owers 

Seb owers has an 8 inch cock
That’s guy has a proper Seb owers
seb owers by Hfsghcgjj February 5, 2018

Seb the Simp 

A dude who simps for anybody, and I mean “anybody”. Typically a decent guy, he just simps a lot. Often found on anime or anime inspired discord servers.
Guy 1: Ayo this guy reminds me of Seb the Simp
Guy 2: Yo you’re right, he does remind me of Seb the Simp!
Seb the Simp by Fatesucks April 4, 2021