scrote

Short for scrotum,
the thin layer of skin surrounding the balls and man's only protection against tennis balls, small childrens' rage and dog attacks. Certain proof that god excists and is an angry lesbian femenist.

"My scrote got caught on a nail while I was jumping the fence!" or "That bitch got my whole scrote in her mouth, and she's ready to bight" but also "I shaved my scrote this morning"

by Steevowe August 8, 2005

Scroat breath

This is what you get when you choose balls over beer.
n. Scottish colloquial

Fuck's sake Stevie, your scroat breath's terrible today. Boyfriend had you up all night, ya big fudgie?!

by Alligatorfuckhouse January 16, 2006

scroatjinx

To have a scrotum that is jinxed to endure the pain of children jumping on it in the early morning hours.

At the office: "My son sacks me every morning," complained George.

Bob interrupts saying, "You must have a scroatjinx!"

by Nickpapageorgio January 28, 2008

Scrote throat

It's when you suck so much balls that pieces of scrotal skin get stuck to the back of your throat.

Guy A: I hooked up with your mom last night
Guy B: Did she suck your balls dry
Guy A: Yeah I gave her scrote throat, left her gobbling like a turkey

by VuilNaai666 May 5, 2009

itchy scrote

Terrible ailment that unfortunately affects everyone of the male persuasion.

Itchy scrote must be tackled immediately upon the first itch. Regardless of social situation and loaction the male in question must delve down into his undergarments and scratch away.

It may well be on just the one ball, I pray for it to be this way but occasionly and unfortunately, it is not.

"Arghhhh itchy scrote going down"

by morgangills November 12, 2004

Scrote

Noun: Short for scrotum.

My husband is a scrote. He is somewhere between a prick and an asshole.

by Can't see me January 28, 2007

scrotes

Testicles and the testicular sac

1. He kicked me in the scrotes
2. Suck my hairy scrotes bitch
3. Scrotal McJimmeny

by Rac^ January 10, 2003