screwdriver

You never have the right ones.

I needed this screwdriver for unscrewing screws, but they were all the wrong sizes.

by udusers1 August 11, 2010

screwdriver in paradise

The act of self-fellatio, not swallowing the resulting jism. Then, using a bendy straw in the shape of either a flamingo or the participant's name, force the jism into your partner's vaginal or anal cavity through means of blowing.

Me and the old ball and chain are gonna go try for a kid, but her cunt is a little too rancid for my richard, so I'm gonna do the old Screwdriver in Paradise method instead.

by smokeyblair June 7, 2019

Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver

Long ass name given to people who fix shit in trucks.

Franks dad- thanks Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver
Lucas - (hangs himself)

by Z-dad March 2, 2018

Schendtism

A rare and debilitating medical condition usually resulting in speech deficiencies, excessive weight gain, increased wearing of sweatpants, decreased cognitive function, mental confusion, and the development of torpedo tits.

That obese guy in the sweatpants with the huge grundy who looks like he has down syndrome must have schendtism.

by The Tit Nippler March 19, 2010

serendipenis

When a girl gets play when she least expects it.

"I wasn't even going to go to that party, but it would up being a serendipenis night -- I went home with an adorable boy."

by AP Style June 22, 2009

screwdacorn

A lesbian with a strap-on attached to her head. She runs around on her hands and knees and attacks her partner.

I like when me and my girlfriend play pin the tail on the screwdacorn.

by Botto October 27, 2006

white trash screwdriver

5 o'clock vodka and Sunny D. Warning, may lead to "Dance 'o' clock" which is a bastardization of the name of the liquor used to create the drink, and the time at which the consumers of the beverage start dancing wildly and off-tempo to pretty much any audible sounds.

Morning After:
"Dear God, what have we done?"
"White Trash Screwdrivers."
"Ohhhhh...man...but that doesn't explain why there are people passed out on the hardwood floor?"
"That was from Dance 'o Clock..."
"Fuck, don't tell me Dance 'O clock just happened..."
"Yep. It just happened."
"Is there any Sunny D left?"

by tequilagloworm April 1, 2008