scratch-moded

It's like saying moded, but better.

Yeah! He's a professor... of being a DOG! Scratch-moded!

by Robot Rhythm January 28, 2006

scratch moded

slammed; faced; served; figuratively dealt a nasty blow

He beat you pretty bad; you've been scratch moded.

by Malsies January 3, 2007

scratch n spill

basically having a wank,maturbation

yeh i got bord so i had a quick scratch n spill session

by nathan brownstain May 15, 2007

Scratch Orgasm

Whenever you or someone scratches your back and it feels so good that you can't help but let out a sexual lady noise.

My friend scratching my back felt so good that I had a scratch orgasm

by CleanPusPus69 April 23, 2017

Scratch Thumb

When your thumb is sore from scratching lottery tickets.

“Evan is such white trash, dude has scratch thumb from spending his paycheques on scratch’em tickets.”

by ENORMP April 16, 2021

Scratch and Sniff

After rubbing hands through your nether regions you then proceed to procure snacks from the office food stash.

Someone who is constintly rubbing and smelling things (i.e. dissolves).

Dude quick here comes scratch and sniff hide those pretzels. Last time he tainted the Ding Dongs after scratching his ding dong.

by Ready 2, Take 3 December 21, 2009

scratch that dirty neck

A nice follow up to a traditional burn of sorts. Used mainly in the early to mid eighties.... It's up to you guys to bring it back!

Basically, picture what someone looks like after getting burned.... Head down, scratching the back of their neck in embarrassment... So sad.

Scenario:

Person 1 - Asians suck at football. There has never been a good asian football player
Person 2 - What about Jr. Seau!?
Person 1 - Jr. Seau is polynesian, not asian, you dumbass
Third Party - Ohh! You got moded! SCRATCH THAT DIRTY NECK!

by Mike Cirami August 31, 2006