A high-end version of the First Generation GMC Sonoma that was produced from 1991-1992 with just around approximately 3000 sales. It looks like your average truck, but on the inside, it is much more than just an ordinary and dumb pickup truck. It has a Turbocharged LB4 V6 with a 4-Speed 4L60 Automatic Transmission, an AWD and/or Torque Distribution of DATA UNKNOWN, 4-Wheel Anti-Spin/Lock Brakes, and produced around ~280 hp. Only 3 were made in 1992. One of them was used for an IIHS crash test, while the other 2 are privately owned. This thing could go from 0-60 mp/h or 0-97 km/h in just 4.3 seconds, which was faster than a Ferrari and Corvette/Camaro at the time. Not only that, it could do a .25-mile run (Quarter-mile run) in just 13.4 seconds.
Due to its 4.3 second 0-60 and 0-97 time, it is faster than MANY of the current cars that we have, which is just shocking to people like me. Its main competitors were the Chevrolet 454 SS (Higher-End 1988-2001 Chevrolet C/K) and Ford F-150 SVT Lightning Concept, which still had a slower 0-60 and 0-97 time.
Due to its 4.3 second 0-60 and 0-97 time, it is faster than MANY of the current cars that we have, which is just shocking to people like me. Its main competitors were the Chevrolet 454 SS (Higher-End 1988-2001 Chevrolet C/K) and Ford F-150 SVT Lightning Concept, which still had a slower 0-60 and 0-97 time.
"Dude, why did you buy a stupid and ugly truck called a GMC Syclone?"
"Trust me, kiddo, you wouldn't know how good this truck is until you see what it can actually do and what's inside the engine".
"Oh, you're on mister!".
"Wait, IS THAT A TURBOCHARGED V6!?"
"Yup. It also has a 4-speed automatic transmission and can go to 0-60 mp/h or 0-97 km/h in around 4.3 seconds, which during their time, or 1991-1992, was faster than a Ferrari and Corvette. Not only that, it's faster than many of the cars that car companies are currently producing today".
"Wow, I am definitely buying this truck right now".
"Trust me, kiddo, you wouldn't know how good this truck is until you see what it can actually do and what's inside the engine".
"Oh, you're on mister!".
"Wait, IS THAT A TURBOCHARGED V6!?"
"Yup. It also has a 4-speed automatic transmission and can go to 0-60 mp/h or 0-97 km/h in around 4.3 seconds, which during their time, or 1991-1992, was faster than a Ferrari and Corvette. Not only that, it's faster than many of the cars that car companies are currently producing today".
"Wow, I am definitely buying this truck right now".
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You hear about Kevin? His daughter-wife is expecting a girl and pretty soon he's going to be 87.5% of the way to a poor man's clone.
by Jimbob Uncle December 1, 2017
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by Murph March 18, 2004
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by pamplemousse June 4, 2003
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Me: dont eat that scone
Him: why not
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Me: its like a gay muffin, you will instantly die inside if you do
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If that scone was a biscuit, I'd spread my butter all over her backside.
If that scone was a biscuit, I'd spread my butter all over her backside.
by wehrlock December 23, 2004
Get the scone mug.Verb meaning to go, leave, or escape promptly. Usually issued as a verbal command when either (1) there is a small timeframe available to perform the action, or (2) the speaker has an insatiable urge to perform the action.
Originated from the often quickly pronounced phrase, "Let's go" as its verbal sound resembles the phrase, "Ts'go". This verbal mispronunciation was then matched with its closest sounding counterpart, the word, "Scones". Historians cannot pinpoint the true region where the slang term originated, but some argue it was first used by Amazonian tribal chiefs in the 16th century, when the concept of escaping quickly was essential due to their vulnerability to the harsh jungle environment.
Regardless of its origination, it is a term used around the world, typically by college-age Americans, and has recently been linked to a cure for childhood obesity and testicular cancer.
Originated from the often quickly pronounced phrase, "Let's go" as its verbal sound resembles the phrase, "Ts'go". This verbal mispronunciation was then matched with its closest sounding counterpart, the word, "Scones". Historians cannot pinpoint the true region where the slang term originated, but some argue it was first used by Amazonian tribal chiefs in the 16th century, when the concept of escaping quickly was essential due to their vulnerability to the harsh jungle environment.
Regardless of its origination, it is a term used around the world, typically by college-age Americans, and has recently been linked to a cure for childhood obesity and testicular cancer.
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The South Carolina government in 1860: "Scones!"
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College kid 1: "Whoa, is that Dave Matthews?!"
College kid 2: "It is! Hes about to leave on his bicycle!"
College kid 1: "Shit we have to meet him! Scones before its too late!"
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Bro to bro: "Scones mah bones, bro!"
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Black guy in a hurry: "Oh shit da cops, scones! Help me wit dis plasma screen!"
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Asian kid trying to be cool: "Scones man!"
Bro who snowboards a lot: "Dude..."
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The South Carolina government in 1860: "Scones!"
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