scissor shafted 

When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort

While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.

scissor shafted by mr. wizard November 28, 2013

scissor dipper

A heterosexual male with an affinity for being attracted to lesbians.

Mel: Oh don't worry about Jason, he only likes lesbians.
Henry: He's a scissor dipper, I get it.

scissor dipper by theelesbianprincess March 2, 2014

Scissor-hooping 

The act between two girls, one on top of the other. The top is straddling and kissing the bottoms boobs. As the bottom is humping and groping the top. (No matter how hard this may be) this act can only be preformed between two females. Or els it would be called:
Weenier-slicing

Girl 1-"So what where you and that chick doing last night?"
Girl 2-"nothing, just a little scissor-hooping!"

Girl 1-"Damn, I am so proud, you got her down and hooping!"

Scissor-hooping by Gray&gay May 25, 2014

scissor witches 

Lesbian couple engrossed in wicca culture.

Those girls are scissor witches

scissor witches by Burn Ferguson June 6, 2018

Scissor Guard 

Like a cock bock but for lesbians

hey you where a total scissor guard last night i was hitting on some attarctive girl and you came over

Scissor Guard by Masternonce69 June 16, 2018

Scissor Pig 

Fat Lesbian... Pertaining to/ of two or more lesbian woman, who are “over-weight”. The “scissor” portion of scissor pig refers to the sexual act of scissoring, often performed by lesbian woman. Pig is self explanatory.

My gym teacher was a damn scissor pig.

Scissor Pig by big-birdjones69 August 27, 2018

Scissor Salad 

The act of hot ass lesbians having the equivalent of a straight persons orgy. Just scissoring the night away

I walked in and it was the largest scissor salad I’ve ever seen. Titties and taco for daaaays!!!

Scissor Salad by Booty Camp 007 November 5, 2020