Shmegma

He hasn’t taken a shower in weeks…he’s probably got shmegma built up all over his ass

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The particals found in the bong water of either a marijuana bong or a meth bong.

We can smoke the shmegma out of the bong after it dries.

Shmegma by Stayrae2 June 17, 2022

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Shmegma 500

The Shmegma 500 is the worlds biggest Shmegma race.

“ Hey you guys down to go to the Shmegma 500 this year? I hear there will be a huge turn out”

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Did you see drake flopping around his schmegladon

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M: hey nick did you shmegma today?
N: ye of course, i actually shmegma'd twice.
M: bro is back in his prime.

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M: hey nick did you shmegma today?
N: yes i shmegma'd twice.
M: bro is back in his shmeegle prime lets go.
N: shmeegle farming final boss

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Monty: Dude, stay away from George, he got MAD shmegma, and it fucking smells yo

Shmegma by Sotallytoberman September 21, 2025

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