Schemey

A ned. A person brought up on fast food and buckfast wine in a Scottish council scheame. The lowest of the low. Think shell suit, white flabby skin, bad hair and a sovvy ring.

She is one minging Schemey cow ba the way.

by www.tubgirl.com August 19, 2003

scheme box

oral sex
related to head brains or dome in that you do your scheming in your head, or your scheme box.

yo i just got me some scheme box!

by BAD NEWS VA April 24, 2005

Patty Schemel

One of the best female drummers ever. Born April 24, 1967 in Los Angeles, CA. Best known for being a member of Hole from 1993-1998 when she was replaced by Samantha Maloney (who, by the way, could not play drums like Patty!) She also played the drums on Courtney Love's album "America's Sweetheart".

Patty Schemel is an awesome drummer and she also has ovaries. But that doesn't mean you can too, little grrl.

by *Bee* September 13, 2008

freshman schemer

The highest ranking officer in the scheming scale, followed by S.I.T.'s, schemers in training. Nightly phone calls are mandatory to touch base on the days activities. Many tasks must be completed in order to become a true schemer.

The freshman schemers spent two hours discussing the day's lunch period.

by Shelton December 31, 2007

scheme

its another word for no or,never

1: you like tommy!?!
2:scheme u do!!

by divis chick0989 September 19, 2007

mars bar scheme

The offering of a sweet snack to an underager in return for sexual favours when she reaches legal age. The phrase "come back and see me when your 16" is usually said afterwards.

"Haw, I'd gie her a mars bar."

by _Bone_ March 29, 2005

Scheese

A total guido from philly who gets spray tans and says "yo" all the time. Usually a cheerleader and short with a goofy ass haircut. Most people don't like to hang out with these people because they are always wasted off natty ice and SHOTS.

Yo that kid walking out of the tanning booth is such a scheese.

by Einhorn December 7, 2009