Epoch shattering

Revolutionary or ground-breaking, turning the world on its arse and forcing paradigms to be shifted in response.

Bacon salt is epoch shattering, the world may never be the same.

by DaivRawks September 9, 2011

Dick Shattering

The act of freezing your cock with liquor nitrogen and shattering it into tiny pieces.

damn shawty i would love for u to perform dick shattering with me later *winks*

by Boppa Boys August 30, 2021

Stuttering Monties

A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.

When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.

by Major Wood July 8, 2003

sceptering

verb - the act of sitting in a daze and clutching the bong as though it is a scepter.

usage - "Dude, quit sceptering and pass the bong."

by Realbeer December 25, 2008

Sputtering Duncan

Flatulence that makes a rapid diminishing "Sputtering" noise of at least 3 seconds in length.

ya hear that baby ? I call that a "Sputtering Duncan"

by Fro Bones July 17, 2011

shantering

useless talk that can often lead to a headache or ones annoyance

I'd appreciate if you would stop shantering me.

Shantering gives me a massive migraine.

by chaselc June 18, 2011

sbantering

Sbantering is slang for sexual banter texting, which is completely appropriate amongst friends, however it is completely different from the highly inappropriate sexting to lovers and booty calls.

sbantering might make you come across as homosexual if caught sbantering with members of the same sex. Also it has a tendency to lower the tone if the convosation very rapidly, with little warning.

'ooh who ya texting?'
'nobody interesting, just sbantering my bff'

by happykangaroo May 21, 2013