While is commonly believed to be a large jolly man giving presents to small children, he is actually Satan. see: Satan. This fact is obvious based upon how Santa is spelled the same as Satan, only the letters are switched.
"oh dear god! It's Satan come to make people forget the real meaning of christmas by dressing up in a red suit and giving kids gifts!"
by w00t December 31, 2003
an international druglord
He a sleigh, a big red coat, Roudolph with his nose so bright, lives in an area rather far away from society, little "elves" and so called "snow" to surround him
by Katrina December 23, 2003
Some fat, drunk, white guy who sneaks into your house at night by riding a sleigh pulled by magic flying reindeer.
He lives in the North Pole, and gets a group of slaves, or "elves", to make all his toys for him. Kindof like a plantation.
Santa only works one day of the year, and in many kids shows, he suddenly comes down with a cold (OH MY GOD NOT A FUCKING COLD) on the one day he has to work, so he gets to stay home all day and gets pampered by Mrs.Claus, his wife, while the main character of the show is out delivering presents to all the kids in the world.
Also known as: Father Christmas, Kriss Kringle, Saint Nick.
"Santa" re-arranged is "Satan"
He see's you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good.
And you're somewhere on his creepy list.
If you're on the naughty list, he will sneak into your house and give you a lump of coal in your stocking. And if you're really lucky, he might give you a swift spanking because you've been such a naughty boy or girl.
If you're on the nice list, he'll give a shitload of expensive things for your spoiled bitchass, and possibly a swift spanking in the bedroom, just because he wants to.
He lives in the North Pole, and gets a group of slaves, or "elves", to make all his toys for him. Kindof like a plantation.
Santa only works one day of the year, and in many kids shows, he suddenly comes down with a cold (OH MY GOD NOT A FUCKING COLD) on the one day he has to work, so he gets to stay home all day and gets pampered by Mrs.Claus, his wife, while the main character of the show is out delivering presents to all the kids in the world.
Also known as: Father Christmas, Kriss Kringle, Saint Nick.
"Santa" re-arranged is "Satan"
He see's you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good.
And you're somewhere on his creepy list.
If you're on the naughty list, he will sneak into your house and give you a lump of coal in your stocking. And if you're really lucky, he might give you a swift spanking because you've been such a naughty boy or girl.
If you're on the nice list, he'll give a shitload of expensive things for your spoiled bitchass, and possibly a swift spanking in the bedroom, just because he wants to.
"Santa snuck into my house, so I shot him. Sorry officer."
Santa owns a plantation and a group of elves in the North Pole.
"I have to go deliver toys and miss dinner because Santa is a lazy fuck"
Johnny was a good boy this year in hopes he'll get spanked by santa.
Suzie was a bad girl this year in hopes she'd get spanked by santa.
Santa owns a plantation and a group of elves in the North Pole.
"I have to go deliver toys and miss dinner because Santa is a lazy fuck"
Johnny was a good boy this year in hopes he'll get spanked by santa.
Suzie was a bad girl this year in hopes she'd get spanked by santa.
by Ghostbuster November 14, 2005
by thatswicked August 03, 2006
what has a bit of fluff at the top and a button(lumpy thing) in the middle ,also the bottom bits (legs/flaps) can spread .also red in colour,what else can it be.only seen once per year and makes boys/men very happy.
by uncle fizzle January 03, 2004
a guy that makes a reason for everybody to go buy toys for their little ones so they can hav a cover up and show their true fatness in a red suit and is the reason y credit cards were invented
convo between a credit card company and a customer
company-im sry santa stole all ur money
customer-well u should go fuck santa o wait u r santa
company-im sry santa stole all ur money
customer-well u should go fuck santa o wait u r santa
by ill b ur whore December 23, 2005