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Probably a good person at least better than you honest at times
Better than any white name at least.
How do you get the truth about your hair cut
Ask Sanjan
sanjan by noodleboss36 January 17, 2022

eric santana

KKK unclefucka bitch dildo licker also a gay stupid dick he likes cock ( not the animal one ) also they suck penis blood and have red eyes
Man I got attacked by a Wild Eric Santana
eric santana by Kkklover May 9, 2014
A 17-year-old, soft-hearted boy who underwent much criticism and stereotyping during his participation on American Idol.
Sanjaya is my husband. Here are our kids :D :D :D :D :D

They have their daddy's smile.
Sanjaya by Nikkkkkiiiii June 1, 2007
The only reason to watch American Idol, Season 6.
"You cannot stop Sanjaya -- you can only hope to contain him."
Sanjaya by Nicky Jism April 4, 2007

Carlos Santana 

Carlos Santana is a blues/rock guitarist who was a founding member of the 60's/70's rock group Santana. Together with keyboardist/vocalist Greg Rolie, percussionists José "Chepito" Areas Mike Carabello, drummer Mike Shrieve and bassist Mike Brown, they went on to release a host of amazing albums, Santana (1969), Abraxas (1970), III (1971) and Caravanserai (1972). In the late 90’s, possibly due to his old age, Carlos caught a very serious disease called Commerical Bastardidus which causes you to write extremely mediocre and watered down songs and collaborate with inferior artists. This resulted in the 1998 crap fest, Supernatural which featured the mediocre vocal diarrhea of Rob Thomas, Dave Matthews and many others. Later Santana would collaborate with hacks such as Chad Kroeger and Michelle Branch , two people who seriously need to have their mouths packed full of cement. Recently, Santana has released what is quite possibly the worst release of his entire career, Guitar Heaven. This album makes Supernatural sound good by comparison. Trust me do not listen to this awful train wreck of commercialized shit. Stick to the first four albums put out by the original band and forget that the later abominations ever existed.
Smart Person: I was just listening to “Just In Time To See The Sun” off Caravanserai. Carlos Santana rocked it on that one. Brilliant song!

Dumb mainstream music sheep: YEAH I LIKE SANTANA. SMOOTH IS A GREAT TUNE.LOVE THAT ROB THOMAS. (begins jacking off to dave matthews)

Smart Person: (face palms)
Carlos Santana by Mayall295z November 20, 2010

juelz santana

He is a member of the Diplomats, and he also has the strangest ass lookin head
" yo u like dat boi santana?"
" u mean dat nigga wit da fucked up head?"
juelz santana by spycy carl February 6, 2005