saltysip

one whom drinks from your Gatorade/Powerade while they are sweaty.

Why do you have to be such a saltysip Diego.

by Verbalduckling February 6, 2015

salty pigeon

1. to Salty Pigeon - verb.
to masterbate to completion (See: ejaculate, jizz, cum) from a position of elevation onto an object/person below you, e.g a car bonnet.

A salty pigeon can occasionally be accompanied by a birdlike squawk at the time of ejaculation.

2. Salty Pigeon shit - the pile of jizz left at the crime scene of a salty pigeon.

Example 1. Fabien, recently released from the infamous Hooper sex dungeon, climbed the nearest tree he could find and proceeded to salty pigeon all over Stu's Ferrari parked below him.

Example 2.

Sebastian: "Andy, a quick story, this one time I was wanking (with matron's help) on the balcony and I gave Lady Martha a lovely hairful of Salty Pigeon on the floor below. Banter!"
Andy: "No wonder she friend zoned you!"

by thebigman May 24, 2014

Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 29, 2015

Salty Dalty

A popular nickname given to Dalton Rapattoni during American Idol: The Farewell Season. Dalton Rapattoni made it all the way to the Top 3. One fan even sent him salt packets as a joke. When he wears a particular hat people call him Grandma Salty. He even did a periscope with Trent Harmon (the winner of American Idol: The Farewell Season). Trent named the periscope "Salty Dalty + Uncle Trent". People are always tweeting him funny things about salt. It is the most entertaining nickname ever.

Hey Salty Dalty!
Vote for Salty Dalty!
I love you Salty Dalty!
Goodnight Salty Dalty!

by saltydaltyrapattoni June 3, 2016

salty winner

Someone who wins a competitive online gaming match, but was generally frustrated the entire game, and probably would have been extremely salty if the game was lost. But since he won because his team carried him, he says such things as "lol" or "gg ez" to protect his fragile ego because he knows he contributed nothing.

The mercy, the salty winner who died 20 times during the match but got carried by their teammates:
Winning Mercy: "GG EZ"
Losing Team: "You didn't do anything all game, you were dead most of the game."
Winny Mercy: "salt lmao"

by Mel Addey November 18, 2018

Salty Chocolate Balls

It is a nigga’s nut sack

This Girl Had My Salty Chocolate Balls in her mouth tonight

by A Tall Man Named Bababooey May 5, 2021

Salty Cumbath

Another way of saying Gangbang between two female friends. Typically one of both of them is either newly single and or cheating on their spouse.

"Hey Beverly,

Last weekend was so romantic he took me to his work and all of the guys there gave me a salty cumbath for my birthday."

by Ranchgirls July 25, 2022