Salamander fun house

A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver

But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders

I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.

by dickwitcha June 19, 2022

Redneck-Salamander

Everything bad you can think of aimed at your girlfriend

You're a Redneck-Salamander.

by anonymous December 21, 2021

salamanders

A slang word for money, used primarily in the UK. The term is used mostly among the young punk scene in the UK and is usually used as a term for money that needs to be paid back.

joe: You got the salamanders?

Bob: right here mate

Second way of use:

Joe: Hey, mind if I borrow a few salamanders?

Bob: sure thing homie.

by blindcatsrcute April 12, 2022

Salamander

A Colombian mentally ill rat with a quick temper. Secretly sweet. Ruler of breaking the fourth wall, and may not be the main character but definitely stole the show

Person A: Hey, who´s that on your lock screen?
Person B: AND IF YOU FEEL ALONEEEEE
Person C: It´s Salamander.

by theweirdothatyououghttoknow January 25, 2022

Sliding salamander

When one has sex on a slip and slide while going down said slide.

Sally and I did the ole sliding salamander last night.

by Beer sack February 26, 2022

Salamander sandals

Shoes

Bitches think I’m pimping in linen and salamander sandals

by anonymous March 1, 2022

Salamand

(n) (of a salamander) to excrete saliva from one’s body

In awe, I watched the salamander salamand.

by we_created_salamand1776 September 1, 2021