scasm

When your colon spontaneously explodes

Steve-O: Hang on, speed bump!
Ty: Oh shit, I think I just had a scasm!!!

by Steve-O & Ty February 16, 2005

[sarcasm on]

This phrase is followed by the closing tag: /sarcasm off It is a mesh of l33t speak and blog jargon. The condensed form for this method of expressing yourself is demonstrated in the second example sentence without an 'sarc off tag'. To those who are too square or bartarded to dig your jive or more often taking everthing literally: This phrase/tag and it's dynamics can be used in verbal conversations, as well as mental dialogue and even blogs/chat, when deemed appropriate by you! ...for those who can't advance to reading through the text and only comprehend classic indicating verbal tones. Sarc is less prefered because it can confuse others with Sarkar, or because it rhymes with narc.

"sarcasm on Oh Mr. <insert fool of your dis-liking here> in DC has a wonderful heart and loves to tell us the truth. /Sarcasm off"

"We MUST absolutely follow these guidelines and internationally standardize this format other than just finishing up the statement saying /sarcasm on or /sarc on"

by Phungguy September 14, 2008

sarcasmastic

to be extremely sarcastic.
almost TOO sarcastic.
combines sarcasm and idocracy.

Person 1: Do you like my new hat?
Person 2: OH YEAH I THINK ITS THE BEST THING EVER OMGLOLOL.
Person 3: Are you being sarcasmastic?
Person 2: I give up.

by kingweinerlickaa June 28, 2010

Sarcasm Singularity

A statement where the level of sarcasm cannot be determined.

A: I can't believe you violated my trust like that!
B: This probably isn't the best time to tell you I've been seeing your ex-wife, is it?
A: For your sake, I'm going to chalk that statement up as a sarcasm singularity.

by Questionably Content July 4, 2011

sarcasm code: ""

When talking online, it is hard to convey sarcasm because people cannot hear the tone of your voice. Therefore, people use "" at the end of a sarcastic phrase to let the other person(people) know that sarcasm is being used.

I am so excited to have a test first thing tomorrow! "" (sarcasm code: "")

by way2kewl4skewl October 9, 2011

sarcasm tourettes

The exclamation of sarcastic words or phrases, socially inappropriate and derogatory sarcastic remarks in public with little to no ability to control it.

He said "I hope my car doesn't make me look like a dork" her sarcasm tourettes kicked in and she replied "it's seldom the car's fault."

by Sarcastic Girl Next Door June 26, 2014

Sarcasmate

A sarcastic soul mate

He is my Sarcasmate and we are constantly having sarcastic fights. I love him!

by SarcasticSatan September 9, 2016