patrick stump

Patrick Stump is the lead singer and lead guitarist in the hit band Fall Out Boy. He originally played the drums for fall out boy, but once Andy Hurley joined, He had JUST found out his singing talents and became lead singer.

Me: Patrick Stump is so hot...

Random FOB Fan: YEAH HE'S OK BUT PETE WENTZ IS BETTA OMFG I LUV DAT DUDE

by Anna Stump :P July 05, 2007

gummer stumps

1. A guy so desperate to get laid that if he had no teeth and she was without arms or legs but had a pulse you'd still want to have sex with her and gum her stumps.

2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.

1. I am so freakin' randy, I don't care if she's a double bagger, I'd gummer stumps!

2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.

by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010

stump the trump

When you and an amputee have anal sex, using the stump left from their amputated limb

Yooo Stacey , me and my WWII vet grandpa just tried to stump the trump last night

by Shutuplinda June 09, 2016

stump fuck

To engage in sexual intercourse using one's amputated limb (usually the leg) to penetrate some bodily orifice.

She said she was down for some kinky shit, so I took off my prosthetic leg and stump fucked her.

by Lance the one legged stump fucker March 20, 2008

Patrick Stump

Talented vocalist, guitarist, and music producer of the popular band Fall Out Boy. Kind, shy, smart, and one who likes to avoid attention. Enjoys making music and hanging out with friends...hates photo shoots and interviews. Has legendary sideburns, and his trademarks are his thick, dark black glasses, hats, and those sideburns I mentioned earlier.

Anybody who hates Patrick Stump or Fall Out Boy can go fuck themselves.

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

patrick stump

1-sexy ass lead singer of fall out boy(:
2-chunky to a certain extent(:
3-gorgeous :DDD
4-see amazing (:
5-the best.damn.thing.

^^^
ferr suree

Patrick- Hey yoo girl from corn field town, ohio... wanna see my backstage pass?
Carli- of course Patrick Stump:)

<<we then prceed to the bedroom where I proceed to faint after Patrick Stump shows me his spiffy mic. *wink,wink*>>

(:

by MissyMarie2013 April 07, 2009

Stump Porn

The picturesque representation or exploitation of parapalegic or quadrapalegic peoples having sex, voluntarily or involuntarily as they do not have the power to stop you.

an orphaned quadrapalegic eunich midget was involuntarily cast in that online fetish group about stump porn, he later fell over in the shower and drowned.

by DeCypher January 11, 2004