A boy who is “straight” and “hates” lgbtq+ but usually has a mullet and drives a huge truck that makes lots of noise because that makes up from there small dick. usually acts popular but he knows he is not. He Most definitely acts like he’s a f boy or a cowboy but is not. Basically just a boring lame basic straight person
by Jejsnnsnsnsbs November 8, 2022
Get the Straggotmug. by ChadTheReverend July 7, 2023
Get the Straggotmug. "Ugh, all Stacy talks about is her and her husband's love-life—this straggot should just keep to herself!"
by kikorumiku1 June 17, 2025
Get the Straggotmug. Two straight men having sexual intercourse as an act of fun due to boredom or two heterosexuals of the same gender engaging in sexual intercourse as a form of experimentation.
by pussy polyester July 7, 2023
Get the Straggotmug. by Msperfectface December 11, 2023
Get the Straggotmug. A separate (and more accepted) species of the average straggot: bigoted cisgender males. They sometimes are men with a severe case of flamboyancy and wokeness, as well as acting like a stereotypical homosexual cis male. Though in most cases, they do not act like stereotypical homosexual cisgender man and act more sexually ambiguous.
They are always presumed to be gay, bisexual, or queer upon first contact. Often found in predominantly queer, far left-leaning, non-white spaces.
Despite their appearance and environment they always surprise others by revealing that they are straight and cisgender and have no qualities of being queer, even if they've tried!
They are always presumed to be gay, bisexual, or queer upon first contact. Often found in predominantly queer, far left-leaning, non-white spaces.
Despite their appearance and environment they always surprise others by revealing that they are straight and cisgender and have no qualities of being queer, even if they've tried!
Harry Styles always carries himself in a flamboyant way and always advocating for queer people. He is a total Straggot!
by Ass in totle September 25, 2025
Get the Straggotmug.