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Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!
"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!
by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021
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man drives right off a fucking bridge
Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese

kraft mac n cheese sucks and is not real macaroni and cheese yet sometimes you have to just do what you don’t want to; hence, sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese
person a: i wanna go to the game but my mom is making me watch my brother.

person b: sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese bro.
by ndjsikslsosudhbdd May 31, 2018
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Sometimes I Wonder If

When you wonder something but forget what you’re talking about.
1. Sometimes I wonder if you’re here
2. Sometimes I wonder if I made the right decision.
3. Sometimes I wonder if I was worth it.
4. Sometimes I wonder if I could do it all along
5. Sometimes I wonder how long I am going to be able to put up with you
6. Sometimes I wonder what happened to the hikers who asked me for directions.
Sometimes I wonder if… what was I saying? Oh yeah. If Ohio skibidi toenails mixed with the grimace shake is fanum tax.
by Slay Every Day Queenz October 16, 2023
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That Plane Has to Land Sometime

The unaffordable expenses that occur after one arrives at a destination.
A wedding is being planned and the high a maintenance bride who is a stewardess and is reasoning with everyone that she wants the wedding to be in Hawaii. She explains that she can get very low cost flight tickets for everyone. Many in the two families want to go but are not that well off. Someone says "yes, but that plane has to land sometime." That means that the low cost flight tickets are appreciated but the huge expenses start once the plane has landed like taxi cabs or limos, motel rooms in Hawaii, tipping skycaps, cabs, luggage handlers, buying drinks at a renowned resort where prices are inflated, thus the idea of low cost flight tickets is irrelevant.

"That Plane" is a bit of a take on "those plans."
by telltale August 31, 2013
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sometime after

Strax
"When will you be able to climb?"
"Sometime after XX:XX"
by ZeWhip April 11, 2017
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