Soilbuns

A term used to describe someone who lacks personal hygiene in the buttockal area.

Oi soilbuns, I have never in all my life witnessed such soiled buns.

He was such a soilbuns his pants were permanently stuck to his arse.

May result after use of a gayspoon.

by Glub July 3, 2003

Soilenating

The act of being fucking dumb as fuck

Stop soilenating you dumb fuck

by Mzlapq November 4, 2018

soiled it

Soiled it is an alternative statement to killed it, but for when soneone really kills as joke and it's just no funny anymore, therefore creating an awkward moment.

Person A: Volvanoes in Icelands, what's next earthquakes in Tesco!
Person B: Yeah and tsunamis in Sainsbury's!
Person A: Soiled it.
(awkward moment created)

by jamesjimmy July 4, 2010

Soiled Goods

A really pretty single mum who`s funny, intelligent and sweet. But dropped a bollock by having a mixed race child.

"she was perfect in every way, but then she got a photo from her purse and yup, you guessed it.... soiled goods"

"bummer mate!"

by upper class twit 2 February 14, 2008

soiler

A person who has just soiled their underwear. This term will usually replace their name for many years after.

Me: Soiler, do you remember when you crapped yourself?

Soiler: ................

by Danny McD-Thomas December 11, 2004

German soilder

A German male's circumsized penis. Called this because the head of the penis looks like a "soilder's" helmut.

I have a German soilder because I'm part German and my penis is circumsized.

by heyyo134 July 8, 2005

soild

Something that is good or sweet - skater talk

That Bandana is Soild!

by Mel... May 2, 2006