Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A famous creature (unknown why) in jersey shore, that wants smoosh smoosh, apearently it will rape men and boys. To beat this creature, you must be from Jersey and you must slap her in the face.

SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH!!!

by GuidoWhoFistPumps October 19, 2010

smoof

1)A person or things overall coolness, as created by DJ and Leah.
2)A random term used to say something but you dont know what to say.

"Aw man that rocket is TOTALLY smoof!"

by Warlockguitar24 June 27, 2005

smooth as eggs

When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers

"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"

by *ChRiStA* May 4, 2006

smooth cat

When a guy is on top of his game and every thing he says and does is impressive to the ladies

Patrick was bieng a smooth cat last night at the bar.

by shARk! February 23, 2017

Smooth Trooper

A certain trooper who is smooth and LOVES YO MAMMAS FLAP-JACKS

SMOOTH TROOPER LOVES YO MAMMAS FLAP-JACKS

by Shakenblake February 19, 2009

Smooth Criminal

A person who decides to commit a crime and then moonwalk away from the scene.

"Did you hear about the bank robbery last night?"

"Yeah, I heard it was a smooth criminal."

*The two here a "He-he" from the distance"

by Kkderpz2 December 23, 2020

Be Smooth

(1) Like saying good bye
(2) is like telling someone to keep their head up, things will get better, to keep up ur hustle
(3)compliments... Ex: when one black guy says to another as they are seperating "stay smooth,"

(keep it up, stay doing what your doing, be good,be healthy, live well)

"Ok I'll see you later bruh, Be Smooth"
"Man ur doin really well, Stay Smooth"

by Truth Howard December 17, 2017