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skeeze disease 

1. Any ailment, sexually-transmitted or otherwise, that one contracts from hooking up with a skeeze.

2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.
1. Dude, i'm dying. I have no idea what's wrong with me.

Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.

2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.
skeeze disease by ericarnett February 16, 2009
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Sheezylackin 

When something is so incredible/amazing its significance can't be described by one colloquialism so a combination of for sheezy, legit, and crackin is used.
That party was sheezylackin.
Sheezylackin by junglejim1234 January 22, 2010

Skeezlandia 

A location, event, or function that is full of skeezers.
That Halloween party we went to last weekend was definitely skeezlandia.
Skeezlandia by XxEVILBEINGxX October 27, 2011
skanky, skank

A sleazy, easy whore, refering to women.
Damn, that Kelly girl is a skeezet, shes with someone different every night.
Skeezet by 28Freiji February 4, 2012

sheezy like a one deezy 

Matt is very proud of an action he has just performed and remarks that it is "sheezy like a one deezy"
sheezy like a one deezy by turbojugz February 14, 2014
Cute, cuddly, bratty, and sometimes stinky.

Very similar to Skooky but sometimes a bratty attitude is involved and/or if the animal stinks. Like a cat fresh out of the litter box or a dog who hasn’t bathed in weeks.
Sugar Pea: Hey String Bean! Did you know Rifiki is really really cute and cuddly? But he scratched me to get away, and I am pretty sure he just came out of the litter box.

String Bean: Oh! You mean he is Skeeky?

Sugar Pea: Yeah! Coincidentally that kinda rhymes with Rifiki!
skeeky by 1998F150 December 1, 2018

nugatory skeeze 

a skeeze who is trifling and dirty
see also: a down ass slut
"i heard your sister let chad give her a hot carl. bitch is a nugatory skeeze."