Sidney

A fake friend who hurts you and throws a jump rope at you. She'll steal your mans . Doesn't make good tik tok's . She has big lips and an oval head. Overall the fakest, stupidest, ugliest, person in the unerverse

girl 1:Did you see how sidney just stole her friends man like that?
Girl 2: i heard she fail her math test too, it wasnt even that hard, it was 3rd grade work
Boy 1:Im never falling for sidney

by madpersonmaddie November 6, 2019

Sidney

A person who finds everythink boring anf only likes something if Dopamine is injected straight into his brain

He is such a Sidney, he finds everything boring

by Adam sandler eater September 17, 2022

Sidney

Very fun and creative lad . Smooth talking is his forte . He will always play the right music . When he inserts his huge penis inside you the music sounds even better . No seriously this guy surprisingly great in bed . Keeps everything lowkey so if you think your going pop out as his girlfriend in public think again . Always sleeps with a money clip on his nightstand. Great genuine soul . Be careful you won’t want to leave him alone . You might become obsessed.

Sidney was one of the best I’ve ever had and I’ll never tell him that

by Alexis Marie Thomas November 22, 2021

Sidney Johnson

A man with a small penis and no friends. A common slang word used in Secondary Schools in the county of Essex, England. Usually ginger.

“Did you see that ginger band kid?”
“Yeah, he’s a Sidney Johnson innit.”

by wagyuwibb March 10, 2022

Sidney

Is someone who can not give a damn about what's going on around them unless it's a life or death situation.

Wow... Sidney does no give a f**k right now

by TheSnake- May 31, 2021

sidney

Sidney is secretly a 6'9 light skin with 6 mansions and 4 Lamborghinis. Sidney also has a big cock and big muscles. Sidney is obsessed with hello kitty, spiderman, and flowers 😉 Sidney is the best option for you. 🙏

Oh my god is that big dick sidney!

by oogabooga567 May 23, 2022

Sidney

Sidney is probably the greatest person you'll ever meet. He is outgoing, perfect and unique in every possible way, If you'll ever find a male Sidney don't let him go ever again and keep him yours because he'll change your life to the better!

Sidney is godlike

by Y_an_ December 11, 2021