The state of being obsessed with details for things that don't matter, while, at the same time, not caring about things which actually matter.
You: "I just spent 6 hours organizing my crayon box in alphabetical order."
Teacher: "Your homework is written in Cheetos dust".
You: "Yeah, well homework doesn't matter. I have selective over-compulsive disorder."
Teacher: "Your homework is written in Cheetos dust".
You: "Yeah, well homework doesn't matter. I have selective over-compulsive disorder."
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Bob: hey I think your cute wanna go out?
Jack:Sorry I’m selective bisexual
Bob: so what gender are you into now?
Jack: actually I’m thinking about asking out my car her name is amanda
Jack:Sorry I’m selective bisexual
Bob: so what gender are you into now?
Jack: actually I’m thinking about asking out my car her name is amanda
by Selective Bisexual February 11, 2021
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by ohlgirl November 20, 2010
Get the selective cheering mug.A problem that persists with the "System Management Bus," in a particular sector of the "Smart Battery System" that happens when a battery is over-charged or charged before being completely empty on countless events.
The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.
This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.
The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.
This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.
"Man, my computer says my battery is low, but I just charged it!" "Don't worry! it's Selective Battery Amnesia, just let the battery run down and it will fix itself!"
by LextheYeti September 4, 2011
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Get the Selective tweets mug.The process a bloke undertakes when he leaves a woman at the alter in favour of a lady more likely to give him beautiful children.
Eric: Did you here about Johns Experiment?
Stuart: Yeah he left Jenny on their wedding day for Ashley with the perfect bum to boob ratio, right?
Eric: True! How's that for Selective Breeding!
Stuart: Yeah he left Jenny on their wedding day for Ashley with the perfect bum to boob ratio, right?
Eric: True! How's that for Selective Breeding!
by Spacemariles June 7, 2013
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1. relating to or involving the selection of the most suitable or best qualified.
vo·cal
1. of or relating to the human voice.
-philia
1. denoting fondness, esp. an abnormal love for a specified thing.
1. relating to or involving the selection of the most suitable or best qualified.
vo·cal
1. of or relating to the human voice.
-philia
1. denoting fondness, esp. an abnormal love for a specified thing.
she doesn't love men for the way they look, but fell in love with a man who's soul she could feel thru his singing voice which gives her shivers and moves her core. she is a selective vocalphilia
by musicheart January 25, 2014
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