scuba dick 

When a girl is about to suck your dick, you punch her in the throat and while she's gasping for air, you put your cock in her mouth so she has no other choice but to use your dick as a snorkel to try and get some air.

1.) Cassidy came over my house the other day and I heard she was a freak, so I used the old scuba dick trick. Works like a charm every time.

2.) Cassidy had a great time at my house, she said she wants to come over tomorrow and go scuba dicking again!!

scuba dick by The Anonymous Assmole October 4, 2017

scuba tank 

A 40 ounce bottle of malt beverage. (i.e.- colt45, mickey's, old english,etc.)

Pick up a couple of scuba tanks and come over to my house.

scuba tank by Evanster November 19, 2005

scuba diving 

An excuse to get out of anything.

Matt: Will you go to prom with me?

Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?

scuba diving by deejaylovesmaddie April 28, 2010

scuba steve

Someone who has a large elephant sized penis.

scuba steve hits my spot everytime we fornacate

scuba steve by ilovewhiteboys November 29, 2004

scuba diving 

the art of diving in the muff

"andrew put on his flip flops and snorkel and dove into kaylas muff

scuba diving by dan November 25, 2003

Scuba Steve

The act of masturbating into another's face wash.

"That asshole had a threesome in my bed, now i'm gonna take his face wash and scuba steve that shit!"

Scuba Steve by the fuck name isnt used? September 30, 2009

Scuba Dove

A way to say your engaged in sexual activities with a girl.
Taken from a popular TV show called Fantasy Factory on MTV. The Term is also used at a method to tell your friends your going to get laid or getting laid if your being interrupted.

I went scuba doving with this girl last night.
Tonight and I'm going to bring back a girl and scuba dove.

Scuba Dove by vanier October 2, 2009