Scarf

To eat quickly and with complete disregard of grace and social etiquette.

Word Origin: In the Shakespearian era, the first ever eating contest took place. What led to the eating contest is unknown; however, it has been noted that William Shakespeare attended and remarked "In sooth, I hope these wily contestants do not ingest their cravats."

Also derived from this incident was the word craving.

Johnny: Scarf those crepes down Jesus!

Jesus: I've been craving crepes continuously for centuries since my conception.

by Larry Brains July 22, 2008

Scafe

A shorter way of saying Cafe SCAD, a cafeteria filled with sassy black cooks and pasta that would make babies cry.

I think I got food poisoning from Scafe.

by Felix johnson November 14, 2006

Saffie

Saffie is an amazing, beautiful and down to earth girl. Always up for a laugh, and will never let down a friend. You don't realise how much of a good friend you've got until something bad happens and then you know that you can't live without a Saffie. A Saffie is someone who I can officially say is a best friend a cool one in fact. Never let a Saffie go who else will be your dancing partner???

Saffie's just amazing man, she couldn't live without a Natalie though

by Natalie Lewis December 21, 2012

Scarf Down

To tastelessly stuff your face with food.

Whenever you eat Mexican, you inherently scarf down your food.

by Shabbybear January 9, 2015

Scamford

An overrated and overpriced institution of higher learning, suspected of grade inflation, that graduates a cadre of pompous individuals with a sense of self-entitlement.

Although he would likely achieve a lower GPA, Peter ultimately decided to attend Berkeley as opposed to Scamford, in order to avoid huge loans and the scorn from his friends who attend public university.

by NorthernExposurePole February 21, 2015

Dutch Soccer Scarf

The scar left around one's neck when they are found dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation.

"I'm intrigued, but I don't think I'm quite ready to try a Dutch Soccer Scarf."

Tairy: "Hey Milt, is that a Dutch Soccer Scarf?"

Milt's Coroner: "No."

Sex

Suicide

Suicidal Sex

A-Rod's post-season record'

by Pseudo-Tairy October 31, 2009

Knit a Brown Scarf

To make #2. To take a shit. To make doody. To take a dump. Can be used interchangeably with take a Shatner.

"oh girrl! Hold my place in line! I have to go knit a brown scarf right now!"

by Janky J. September 12, 2008